Arnox

1. 2016-08-09 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Circlejerks are kind of like matches; you play with them and you get burnt. A lesson Idiosyncrasy had to learn the hard way.

   
   Do you actually burn yourself playing with matches? Like for real? And on another note, how do you know how closely related matches are to circlejerks? Seems like you have had some experiences here...
2. 2016-08-09 at 6:16 AM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Acting as a triple agent, I have accumulated a lot of experience infiltrating circlejerks. It's messy work, but someone has to do it.
3. 2016-08-09 at 6:29 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Acting as a triple agent, I have accumulated a lot of experience infiltrating circlejerks. It's messy work, but someone has to do it.

   
   So your saying, you are the guy who eats the cookie?
4. 2016-08-09 at 6:49 AM UTC

   #24
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   As soon as I read 'circle jerk' and 'matches'... LMFAO what.. The.. Fuck? Dude, you got a sense of humor just like when your grandpa makes a cute joke sometimes that's somewhat funny and you laugh a little harder than you would just to be polite because he really, really thinks its a hoot, but you gotta work on your analogies, Spec.
5. 2016-08-09 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #25
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   I'll give you credit, you made me ponder circle jerks and matches for a bit.
6. 2016-08-09 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #26
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   jam a match halfway into your jap's eye, wrap it tightly with striking paper and make sure the end of it is (the paper) taped to your helmet.
   
   if you can ejaculate with enough force to strike the match, you win! you get to eat the sao.
7. 2016-08-09 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wish I still had forum enemies. Calling you guys out got stale super fast.
8. 2016-08-09 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #28
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   As soon as I read 'circle jerk' and 'matches'… LMFAO what.. The.. Fuck? Dude, you got a sense of humor just like when your grandpa makes a cute joke sometimes that's somewhat funny and you laugh a little harder than you would just to be polite because he really, really thinks its a hoot, but you gotta work on your analogies, Spec.

   
   You don't scare me.
9. 2016-08-09 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I wish I still had forum enemies. Calling you guys out got stale super fast.

   
   ill be your enemy.
   *pounces on you*
   *Feels bulge*
   OwO "Whats this?"
10. 2016-08-11 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #30
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    lol I'm glad I don't scare you, Spec. That was not the intent of my post at all. I know you've dealt with a lot of scary queers in your day, but rest assured, I am not one of them.
11. 2016-08-11 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    lol I'm glad I don't scare you, Spec. That was not the intent of my post at all. I know you've dealt with a lot of scary queers in your day, but rest assured, I am not one of them.

    
    I have a long legacy of using strange analogies, which actually do, oddly, make sense. Please don't ruin it for me. Thank you.
12. 2016-08-11 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #32
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    That's why I humor those 'grandpa' characters I run across by giving their attempt at being funny more credit than I probably should ;) I'll try not to ruin anything for you, Speccy.