My "witch" friend says I have a demon inside me, and wants to perform an exorcism.

1. 2017-12-07 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Not trolling or kidding, bitches be crazy.
   
   Known her for a few years, and she always told me how I have so much negative energy that it's unnatural, and messaged me today saying she's afraid I could have a demon inside me. I wanted to tell her how in 2007, SpectraL literally sent demons to me through the internet, but realized I'd be sounding more autistic than her.
   
   So obviously I don't believe in that shit, but it's a chance for a girl to actually give me physical contact, so what the hell.

   
   You're the User Name "Neo's Back" admit it, Enter.
2. 2017-12-07 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   maybe exorcism means massage w/ happy ending
3. 2017-12-08 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #43
   RestStop Space Nigga
   OP was obviously murdered by the said "witch" as a blood sacrifice to Tony Robbins. RIP nigga.
4. 2017-12-10 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mso8 Houston
   did he smash or what
5. 2017-12-10 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   Last I heard the Wiccan was looking for a bigger sage smudger.
6. 2017-12-10 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Enter. tell us what happened. you got trolled by her. she probably had a bunch of guys pop out and laugh and point. then you murdered each one with "premeditated intent"?
7. 2017-12-11 at 2 AM UTC

   #47
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   This whole thread is a lie.
8. 2017-12-11 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This whole thread is a lie.

   
   My last statement prior to yours here, can in no way be a lie. It is virtually impossible.
9. 2017-12-11 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #49
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The demon's name is, Gog.

   
   Gog was a DC comic character you idiot.
10. 2017-12-11 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #50
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Gog was a DC comic character you idiot.

    
    the best comic book character was The Hemogoblin
    
    he was a white power vampire that gave blacks AIDS
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
11. 2017-12-11 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra the best comic book character was The Hemogoblin
    
    he was a white power vampire that gave blacks AIDS

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
12. 2017-12-11 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Gog was a DC comic character you idiot.

    
    Taken from the Christian Bible book of Revelations.
    
    Gog and Magog.
    
    Modern day Turkey and Russia.
13. 2017-12-11 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #53
    

    G African Astronaut
    I'm ordained & can rid you of this burden via SKYPE for a small BTC donation.
    
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14. 2017-12-11 at 4:21 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Taken from the Christian Bible book of Revelations.
    
    Gog and Magog.
    
    Modern day Turkey and Russia.

    
    There still not demons you mental midget. In a biblical sense Gog and Magog are most likely individuals, peoples, or lands. A prophesied enemy of the jedis according to the Book of Ezekiel.
15. 2017-12-11 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #55
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Gog is a demon, and a very powerful one. He can also travel long distances, no problem.
16. 2017-12-11 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Gog is a demon, and a very powerful one. He can also travel long distances, no problem.

    
    You're a fucking loon.
17. 2017-12-11 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There still not demons you mental midget. In a biblical sense Gog and Magog are most likely individuals, peoples, or lands. A prophesied enemy of the jedis according to the Book of Ezekiel.

    
    
    I JUST FUCKING SAID IT WAS TURKEY AND RUSSIA and obviously individuals as people (what else would it be, Livestock?)
18. 2017-12-11 at 5:39 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I JUST FUCKING SAID IT WAS TURKEY AND RUSSIA and obviously individuals as people (what else would it be, Livestock?)

    
    You saying it's Turkey and Russia is like a pig farting three blind mice into kazoo It sounds funny but it doesn't mean a thing.
19. 2017-12-11 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #59
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I JUST FUCKING SAID IT WAS TURKEY AND RUSSIA and obviously individuals as people (what else would it be, Livestock?)

    
    ignore him, he doesnt even have pube hairs yet.
20. 2017-12-11 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader ignore him, he doesnt even have pube hairs yet.

    
    Aww, did I make you mad?