My "witch" friend says I have a demon inside me, and wants to perform an exorcism.

1. 2017-12-07 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Not trolling or kidding, bitches be crazy.
   
   Known her for a few years, and she always told me how I have so much negative energy that it's unnatural, and messaged me today saying she's afraid I could have a demon inside me. I wanted to tell her how in 2007, SpectraL literally sent demons to me through the internet, but realized I'd be sounding more autistic than her.
   
   So obviously I don't believe in that shit, but it's a chance for a girl to actually give me physical contact, so what the hell.

   
   You're the User Name "Neo's Back" admit it, Enter.
2. 2017-12-07 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   maybe exorcism means massage w/ happy ending
3. 2017-12-08 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #43
   RestStop Space Nigga
   OP was obviously murdered by the said "witch" as a blood sacrifice to Tony Robbins. RIP nigga.
4. 2017-12-10 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mso8 Houston
   did he smash or what
5. 2017-12-10 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   Last I heard the Wiccan was looking for a bigger sage smudger.
6. 2017-12-10 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Enter. tell us what happened. you got trolled by her. she probably had a bunch of guys pop out and laugh and point. then you murdered each one with "premeditated intent"?
7. 2017-12-11 at 2 AM UTC

   #47
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   This whole thread is a lie.
8. 2017-12-11 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This whole thread is a lie.

   
   My last statement prior to yours here, can in no way be a lie. It is virtually impossible.
9. 2017-12-11 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #49
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The demon's name is, Gog.

   
   Gog was a DC comic character you idiot.
10. 2017-12-11 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #50
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Gog was a DC comic character you idiot.

    
    the best comic book character was The Hemogoblin
    
    he was a white power vampire that gave blacks AIDS
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
11. 2017-12-11 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by aldra the best comic book character was The Hemogoblin
    
    he was a white power vampire that gave blacks AIDS

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
12. 2017-12-11 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Gog was a DC comic character you idiot.

    
    Taken from the Christian Bible book of Revelations.
    
    Gog and Magog.
    
    Modern day Turkey and Russia.
13. 2017-12-11 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #53
    

    G African Astronaut
    I'm ordained & can rid you of this burden via SKYPE for a small BTC donation.
    
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14. 2017-12-11 at 4:21 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Taken from the Christian Bible book of Revelations.
    
    Gog and Magog.
    
    Modern day Turkey and Russia.

    
    There still not demons you mental midget. In a biblical sense Gog and Magog are most likely individuals, peoples, or lands. A prophesied enemy of the jedis according to the Book of Ezekiel.
15. 2017-12-11 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #55
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Gog is a demon, and a very powerful one. He can also travel long distances, no problem.
16. 2017-12-11 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Gog is a demon, and a very powerful one. He can also travel long distances, no problem.

    
    You're a fucking loon.
17. 2017-12-11 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There still not demons you mental midget. In a biblical sense Gog and Magog are most likely individuals, peoples, or lands. A prophesied enemy of the jedis according to the Book of Ezekiel.

    
    
    I JUST FUCKING SAID IT WAS TURKEY AND RUSSIA and obviously individuals as people (what else would it be, Livestock?)
18. 2017-12-11 at 5:39 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I JUST FUCKING SAID IT WAS TURKEY AND RUSSIA and obviously individuals as people (what else would it be, Livestock?)

    
    You saying it's Turkey and Russia is like a pig farting three blind mice into kazoo It sounds funny but it doesn't mean a thing.
19. 2017-12-11 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #59
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I JUST FUCKING SAID IT WAS TURKEY AND RUSSIA and obviously individuals as people (what else would it be, Livestock?)

    
    ignore him, he doesnt even have pube hairs yet.
20. 2017-12-11 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by benny vader ignore him, he doesnt even have pube hairs yet.

    
    Aww, did I make you mad?