Feed That Ego

2017-12-03 at 6:05 AM UTC

#1

SBTlauien African Astronaut

I remember hitting ego loss on bundy when I was a kid, back on the god ol Dextroverse.

Now I'm drinking beer at some pizza-bar full of college kuds before I hit up tge strip club.

2017-12-03 at 6:51 AM UTC

#2

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Gay. Lol jk im the same way

2017-12-03 at 7:14 AM UTC

#3

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

What's the point of strip clubs? Why not just fuck prostitutes? Every stripper I've known has laughed at how pathetic their customers are.

2017-12-03 at 7:17 AM UTC

#4

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Enter What's the point of strip clubs? Why not just fuck prostitutes? Every stripper I've known has laughed at how pathetic their customers are.

Because its just a way to hang w homies n do lines im guessing. Ive never been to a strip club but ive porked a couple hookers.

Back in the summer this tinder slut i was trying to pork made plans to hang out at her pad but then mentioned how she wanted me to go w her to a strip club the yellow rose and i told her i rather not and she quickly lost interest and i didnt get to bone lol

Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-12-03T07:21:46.127316+00:00

2017-12-03 at 7:22 AM UTC

#5

thatermeneter Houston

Originally posted by Enter What's the point of strip clubs? Why not just fuck prostitutes? Every stripper I've known has laughed at how pathetic their customers are.

performance art

2017-12-03 at 7:28 AM UTC

#6

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Enter What's the point of strip clubs? Why not just fuck prostitutes? Every stripper I've known has laughed at how pathetic their customers are.

If you prefer attention it's a little cheaper per hour.

2017-12-03 at 7:33 AM UTC

#7

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 If you prefer attention it's a little cheaper per hour.

I do prefer attention, but not when I know it's fake. I'd rather just bust a nut on a hooker's tits -- fuck her butt and push her shit in.

2017-12-03 at 7:37 AM UTC

#8

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Enter I do prefer attention, but not when I know it's fake. I'd rather just bust a nut on a hooker's tits – fuck her butt and push her shit in.

Ok but you can buy a fleshlight knockoff and 32oz of lube for about an hour with a cheap ass hooker if all you care about is busting a nut. Hookers and strip clubs are such a waste of money.

2017-12-03 at 9:11 AM UTC

#9

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Ok but you can buy a fleshlight knockoff and 32oz of lube for about an hour with a cheap ass hooker if all you care about is busting a nut. Hookers and strip clubs are such a waste of money.

Fuck the fleshlight. Way cheaper to just use your hand.

2017-12-03 at 9:13 AM UTC

#10

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Yeah but if you fuck a prostitute you can masturbate to the vivid memory of the experience multiple times later.

2017-12-03 at 9:22 AM UTC

#11

D4NG0 motherfucker

this thread..wow. much loneliness. such virginity. wow.

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SBTlauien

2017-12-03 at 9:24 AM UTC

#12

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by D4NG0 this thread..wow. much loneliness. such virginity. wow.

for this post, i'm always going to imagine you as one of these faggots now:

2017-12-03 at 9:25 AM UTC

#13

Lanny Bird of Courage

2017-12-03 at 9:26 AM UTC

#14

D4NG0 motherfucker

I was just channeling my inner doge. Only read the first post tbh.

2017-12-03 at 9:27 AM UTC

#15

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Enter Yeah but if you fuck a prostitute you can masturbate to the vivid memory of the experience multiple times later.

And you can also film her. But id rather just get a slampig of tinder since it would free and she'd actually want to fuck me

2017-12-03 at 9:30 AM UTC

#16

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby And you can also film her. But id rather just get a slampig of tinder since it would free and she'd actually want to fuck me

not even slampigs like me lol :(

2017-12-03 at 9:31 AM UTC

#17

D4NG0 motherfucker

Originally posted by Bill Krozby And you can also film her. But id rather just get a slampig of tinder since it would free and she'd actually want to fuck me

Yeah, but how the fuck do you get an erection looking at 300 lb. swamp donkeys? I'd rather screw the crack addict ho. At least the drugs make 'em thin.

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The Self Taught Man

2017-12-03 at 9:32 AM UTC

#18

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Fat chicks just don't seem human to me. It really would be like fucking an animal; I wouldn't be able to get a boner.

2017-12-03 at 9:33 AM UTC

#19

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by D4NG0 Yeah, but how the fuck do you get an erection looking at 300 lb. swamp donkeys? I'd rather screw the crack addict ho. At least the drugs make 'em thin.

A crack ho is still a slampig. Slammers dont necessarily have to be overweight. They are pigs in the way the need moar cock constantly aka sluts

2017-12-03 at 9:37 AM UTC

#20

D4NG0 motherfucker

Show me a non-fat slampig you have banged.

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