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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    How does it feel to wake up every day knowing that most of the nation cringes at your stupidity?


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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
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    Funny you should make this thread because I'm considering stationing there again

    it'll be difficult to hold back my anger over the sight of all the wetbacks and spiclish everywhere but at least I'll be high as a mofo 24/7
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Funny you should make this thread because I'm considering stationing there again

    it'll be difficult to hold back my anger over the sight of all the wetbacks and spiclish everywhere but at least I'll be high as a mofo 24/7

    Don't!
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    I used to think they would break off and become their own country but I'm thinking it's more likely that there will be a civil war between the handsome and well tanned individuals and communists vs the Americans and military (as well as militia) the antifa and handsome and well tanned individuals will be dead within a week and the communists trying to take over will be killed en masse at fema camps.
    Once the trash is taken out California will be returned to greatness with a completely reformed government and all the leftist and handsome and well tanned individual influence purged.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Don't!

    y
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume y

    Why would you want to plunge into a sewage treatment plant head first with your mouth wide open?
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    it feels great because im high on pills and lsd and technology all the time nigga what do you have? complaining about THE jediS
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by greenplastic it feels great because im high on pills and lsd and technology all the time nigga what do you have? complaining about THE jediS

    Pills, tech and LSD are not exclusive to the shithole we call California.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why would you want to plunge into a sewage treatment plant head first with your mouth wide open?

    because WEED

    colorado seems too cold and boring
    washington is too strict
    everywhere else doesn't sound appealing at all

    I would go to Florida but I'm living in a car I don't want to suffer a heat stroke.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume because WEED

    colorado seems too cold and boring
    washington is too strict
    everywhere else doesn't sound appealing at all

    I would go to Florida but I'm living in a car I don't want to suffer a heat stroke.

    Weed is everywhere man.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Weed is everywhere man.

    Look ... I do not want to have to deal with people.
    Dealers are trash.
    I need to be able to walk in somewhere whenever I want and acquire the ganja.
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I used to think they would break off and become their own country but I'm thinking it's more likely that there will be a civil war between the handsome and well tanned individuals and communists vs the Americans and military (as well as militia) the antifa and handsome and well tanned individuals will be dead within a week and the communists trying to take over will be killed en masse at fema camps.
    Once the trash is taken out California will be returned to greatness with a completely reformed government and all the leftist and handsome and well tanned individual influence purged.

    Guy spends all his time fantasizing about shit that's never gonna happen. But just wait. He's going to learn to create universes. You'll see.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How does it feel to wake up every day knowing that most of the nation cringes at your stupidity?



    man i don't who this speedy parker gont is but I think its kind of weird he pops out of no where and is pushing out this kind of info kinda like totse2001 and spectral.

    think about it.. I'm know I'm kinda paranoid but sometimes things are just the way you thought they were. Just strap your drool chin straps tight and expect the unexpect is all im saying

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I would go to Florida but I'm living in a car I don't want to suffer a heat stroke.

    PM finny. hes got an extra room for you.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Look … I do not want to have to deal with people.
    Dealers are trash.
    I need to be able to walk in somewhere whenever I want and acquire the ganja.

    you act like people who sell weed are nigs on the corner selling fake crack, you obviously are very autistic.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader PM finny. hes got an extra room for you.

    he sure does, as long as hickie has extra room for another cock crammed up his already filled crapper!
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    You're saying he reminds you of me, Bill Krozby?


    Dude, California is like any other fucking state except in Northern California's Bay Area we have microclimates. but the greater bay area (inside the bay) is the same temp.. almost every day of the year. unless you're in the fog zone from the gate going east. then summers are cold. You literally drive 2 miles and it's 15-20 degrees warmer. but most of Oakland is the same temp almost every day. 60=72 degrees F every fucking day almost. maybe a few years have more cold snaps in the upper 20s at night but you can live. Problem is this. It's a violent area still. Even neighborhoods that are gentrified are still a little ruff to park your car.

    I'd go to New Mexico if I were you. find the zone that isn't 100 plus in the day, nor 10 or minus at night. I think Albuquerque has areas like this. You might find a job, save money and get a place to live or buy a home one day. San Francisco is a shark tank right now. It's what Manhattan was for the last century and growing.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're saying he reminds you of me, Bill Krozby?


    Dude, California is like any other fucking state except in Northern California's Bay Area we have microclimates. but the greater bay area (inside the bay) is the same temp.. almost every day of the year. unless you're in the fog zone from the gate going east. then summers are cold. You literally drive 2 miles and it's 15-20 degrees warmer. but most of Oakland is the same temp almost every day. 60=72 degrees F every fucking day almost. maybe a few years have more cold snaps in the upper 20s at night but you can live. Problem is this. It's a violent area still. Even neighborhoods that are gentrified are still a little ruff to park your car.

    I'd go to New Mexico if I were you. find the zone that isn't 100 plus in the day, nor 10 or minus at night. I think Albuquerque has areas like this. You might find a job, save money and get a place to live or buy a home one day. San Francisco is a shark tank right now. It's what Manhattan was for the last century and growing.

    202 just 202... I don't even.. smh fam..
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