This dude invited me to a fraternity party down the street and a couple hours ago this chick was passed out on the floor and i took a shit on her head and she didnt wake up but towards the end of the dump some piss dribbled out from my cock and she felt that and turned her head but it still wasnt enough to wake her up.
This dude started laughing and fist bumped me and said im a sick fuck but at the same time i probably taught her a lesson to not drink so much around strangers. She could of been raped or murdered lol
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Anyone else here pranked passed out people at parties? My ex gf around the time i first met her basically raped me while i was passed out drunk. She started blowing me and later told me about it. Wow im fucked up
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
You're a piece of shit.
Actually I'm a pretty chill bro ultimately. We've all done negative things before but that doesn't have to define you to where you can't move forward. Unless you raped and murdered someone who was passed out drunk, which could of very easily of happened to that shit faced girl. No pun intended, chicken.
Originally posted by Mayberry
I bet you've been shoving marmalade up your gaping butthole all morning.
nah ive been cramming manglayse up my gf's ass all this morning. she missed the party because she was tired from work, so I partied on her pooper when i came home.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
Why do you make these stories up? Do you think it makes you seem hard?
I always assumed these were made up until he posted a video of himself trying to steal a woman's phone in a fast food restaurant. Now I just don't know.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
the only thing I've ever made up was how my dead best friend and I dp'd the mexican mister clean for meth and ghb at a gay orgy once at the lake.
All I know is donald trump allegedly has a golden shower video and jason biggs of america pie pissed on chelsea handler and here I am getting so much backlash
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Actually I'm a pretty chill bro ultimately. We've all done negative things before but that doesn't have to define you to where you can't move forward. Unless you raped and murdered someone who was passed out drunk, which could of very easily of happened to that shit faced girl. No pun intended, chicken.
Continuing to do negative things is not moving forward.
