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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    What I meant in the first place is that the weed in your picture looks like it got some shit on it. Does the ash turn black or white?
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by bling bling

    You really smoke Tiger newspaper.
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  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    wwrd with 3ml of sticky hash oil
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Here nigger. This is what you got. Read.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/see/comments/3j7atw/laced_brix_weed/

    Trust.
  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    is grown by my man huan at exatcly 2000 feet abv sea level this is the finest grass in the western hemisphere
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    to ear;y
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    the syringe almost exploded[left it on radiaroter to long] so all the oil that leaked out i had to make a lion hash oil tab
  9. bling bling Dark Matter
    no tiger in zodiac :C
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I can't imagine what it must be like to have to buy your weed from just...some chinese guy that grows it.

    Its seems strangely civilized to be able to walk into a store with 50 different high potency strains, edibles, tinctures, 30 different kinds of wax and shatter, glass for sale, etc. And they have a punch card that gives you free shit.
  11. Originally posted by CASPER I can't imagine what it must be like to have to buy your weed from just…some chinese guy that grows it.

    Its seems strangely civilized to be able to walk into a store with 50 different high potency strains, edibles, tinctures, 30 different kinds of wax and shatter, glass for sale, etc. And they have a punch card that gives you free shit.

    To be fair, all that weed in the store could just be grown by some Chinese dude

    Lmao NVM bruh
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat To be fair, all that weed in the store could just be grown by some Chinese dude

    Lmao NVM bruh

    rofl. Im not saying growing weed and being chinese are mutually exclusive. Itd just be weird to know your weed was coming from some rando who had a few plants going inside his mum's spare sewing room- rather than a full blown warehouse operation with professional lghting and hydroponic mediums, drip feed systems, hermetically sealed rooms to sex the plants.

    Like remember back in the day, youd be buying some weed and ask "how good is it?". And theyd say "its dank as fuck bro. Mendocino Orange Crush. Real tasty". And youd pop the bag open when you get home, and its got little baby seeds in it because someone obvious had no idea wtf they were doing, and it got cross pollenated. And it was "Orange Crush" because you could clearly tell someone threw a bunch of fucking orange peel in the bag to try to cover up the toasted lawn clippings smell. So now you basically have 2.5 lbs of mexican brick weed, and you have to cover it in mango tobacco flavoring drops to try to make it the least bit palatable.

    So now, you make a trip to office depot to get ziploc baggies and let everyone know youre on deck with that Mango-Orange Maui. MOM for short. And you could snap and entire bowl the size of your thumb (whats a nug? Whats a trichome?) and still not get high, but everyone will call you bc its still probably better than the other stuff going around.

    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-12-03T12:11:23.596087+00:00
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  13. Originally posted by bling bling

    Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Sleep Deprivation Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Towards The Bed Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
  14. Originally posted by bling bling

    Haha k watched the whole video. I love this guy, very charismatic and good storyteller. How'd you find this, bling bling? Do you know this guy?
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  16. Originally posted by CASPER rofl. Im not saying growing weed and being chinese are mutually exclusive. Itd just be weird to know your weed was coming from some rando who had a few plants going inside his mum's spare sewing room- rather than a full blown warehouse operation with professional lghting and hydroponic mediums, drip feed systems, hermetically sealed rooms to sex the plants.

    Like remember back in the day, youd be buying some weed and ask "how good is it?". And theyd say "its dank as fuck bro. Mendocino Orange Crush. Real tasty". And youd pop the bag open when you get home, and its got little baby seeds in it because someone obvious had no idea wtf they were doing, and it got cross pollenated. And it was "Orange Crush" because you could clearly tell someone threw a bunch of fucking orange peel in the bag to try to cover up the toasted lawn clippings smell. So now you basically have 2.5 lbs of mexican brick weed, and you have to cover it in mango tobacco flavoring drops to try to make it the least bit palatable.

    So now, you make a trip to office depot to get ziploc baggies and let everyone know youre on deck with that Mango-Orange Maui. MOM for short. And you could snap and entire bowl the size of your thumb (whats a nug? Whats a trichome?) and still not get high, but everyone will call you bc its still probably better than the other stuff going around.

    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-12-03T12:11:23.596087+00:00

    Lol I know i realized that you weren't talking about being Chinese hence the NVM lmaoo
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    Anguish :

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    bup
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