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No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.

  1. Mayberry Houston
    hi i am women
  2. Originally posted by Mayberry hi i am women

    Oh cool. I have a question then.

    Is it weird If I masturbate to asian porn with my ol' lady in the other room? sometimes I just like to sex myself
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Sell glass nigga.
  4. Mayberry Houston
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh cool. I have a question then.

    Is it weird If I masturbate to asian porn with my ol' lady in the other room? sometimes I just like to sex myself

    That's a question only your ol' lady can answer. Some of us don't mind, but others do. Not unlike how some guys are comfortable swallowing their own cum while others are not.
  5. twistquest Yung Blood
    Originally posted by mmQ What is 'completely shutting yourself off to people?'

    Are we all utter shit too?

    4:20 belays itt

    Complete isolation. Hikikomori.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by twistquest Complete isolation. Hikikomori.

    Impossible.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Mayberry hi i am women

    lies

    back to #rimjobs with you
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Mayberry That's a question only your ol' lady can answer. Some of us don't mind, but others do. Not unlike how some guys are comfortable swallowing their own cum while others are not.

    The fuck?
  9. Mayberry Houston
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The fuck?

    no u
  10. When pot becomes legal in Janurary, I might give up livery and deliver cannabus.

    though most of my riders are cool people, some are creepy douchebags. usually Americans from certain other states.
  11. Oops sorry, I fell off topic. My bad.


    I told you the best place to meet women is in taken class.. usually art classes were you can critique their work.

    or a community break room or cafe, where you ask if it's ok to sit at their table
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oops sorry, I fell off topic. My bad.


    I told you the best place to meet women is in taken class.. usually art classes were you can critique their work.

    or a community break room or cafe, where you ask if it's ok to sit at their table

    mortuaries are bests.
    theyll never fight back.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Identify as one and hang out in restrooms, join a volleyball club etc. Take female hormones in the beginning so you lose your sex drive completely and slowly become part of the circle by pulling strings here and there. Figure your place out. Your place as a pre-everything tranny that wants to fit in, not as the desperate weirdo that you are. You really have to sell the gender-insanity part but it will pay off. Once you are comfortable within the social structure you get off the gaymones and work out and increase your Test levels to normal. Keep up the act, though. Your pheromones will prepare them for what's to come naturally. They will already have had some sexual thoughts about you at this point that made them question themselves. Don't kid yourself. Then when you are in an appropriate situation you pull your shlong out all casually like

    "Honestly girls, *flop* this thing is still weird to me. Sorry for being weird. It's not that I don't like it, it's just having one on myself, lol. What would you do with it?"...

    I'm a fucking genius. Time to score.
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  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    &^ u read the hustle like this in blaze??? we will b rich
  15. twistquest Yung Blood
    Originally posted by mmQ Impossible.

    Not exactly. Maybe from a psychological standpoint, as in, I'll go crazy at some point. But hey, I've spent 10+ years on my computer already at this point. I've practically been isolated my whole life; I am nothing. Perhaps I've already lost it. Either way, I'm likely going to be dead in 2 years. So it doesn't matter.

    Post last edited by twistquest at 2017-11-28T07:04:48.311048+00:00
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    &^ when living the dream u dont die
  17. twistquest Yung Blood
    Originally posted by bling bling &^ when living the dream u dont die

    More like a nightmare.
  18. Originally posted by RisiR † Identify as one and hang out in restrooms, join a volleyball club etc. Take female hormones in the beginning so you lose your sex drive completely and slowly become part of the circle by pulling strings here and there. Figure your place out. Your place as a pre-everything tranny that wants to fit in, not as the desperate weirdo that you are. You really have to sell the gender-insanity part but it will pay off. Once you are comfortable within the social structure you get off the gaymones and work out and increase your Test levels to normal. Keep up the act, though. Your pheromones will prepare them for what's to come naturally. They will already have had some sexual thoughts about you at this point that made them question themselves. Don't kid yourself. Then when you are in an appropriate situation you pull your shlong out all casually like

    "Honestly girls, *flop* this thing is still weird to me. Sorry for being weird. It's not that I don't like it, it's just having one on myself, lol. What would you do with it?"…

    I'm a fucking genius. Time to score.

    This reminded me of the side-blotched liserd, which has five genders.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Side-blotched_liserd

    Side-blotched liserds are notable for having the highest number of distinct male and female morphs or "genders" within a species: three male and two female. Reproductively the males have testes and the females have ovaries. However they show a diversity of behaviors associated with reproduction, which are often referred to as "alternative reproductive tactics".[3]

    Orange-throated males are "ultra-dominant, high testosterone", who establish large territories and control areas that contain multiple females. Yellow stripe-throated males ("sneakers") do not defend a territory, but cluster on the fringes of orange-throated liserd territories, and mate with the females on those territories while the orange-throat is absent, as the territory to defend is large. Blue-throated males are less aggressive and guard only one female; they can fend off the yellow stripe-throated males but cannot withstand attacks by orange-throated males. Orange-throated females lay many small eggs and are very territorial. Yellow-throated females lay fewer, larger eggs, and are more tolerant of each other.[4]

    This is called the rock paper scissors effect.,[5] borrowed from the name of the playground game, because the outcome of the mating success shows that one morph of the liserd takes advantage over another but not over the third.[6]

    The orange and blue-throated males can sometimes be seen approaching a human "intruder". One speculation is that he could be giving the female(s) a chance to escape, but whether he is defending the female has not been documented. Another speculation is that he is highly motivated to engage whenever he sees movement on his territory, which he may be interpreting as a possible intruding male, or another female.
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  19. Lol Lanny's auto-correct shit is fucking up my link.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's cool but I believe that we all use the word "gender" wrong. It isn't interchangeable with sex. Gotta multi-task already right now so links have to wait but the word was apparently invented a complete pervert who took castrated one of a set of twin boys and tried to raise him ass a girl by sissyfying him and shit.

    Both kids ended up comitting suicide, iirc. Gimme a second.
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