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  1. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist then again it does meet the criteria
    kingdom
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    noun
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    a state or government having a king or queen as its head.

    not in the old Elizabethan era dictionaries. thay have it changed to include queens after a hundred years without a king.

    admit it, you live in a queendom.
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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader not in the old Elizabethan era dictionaries. thay have it changed to include queens after a hundred years without a king.

    admit it, you live in a queendom.
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    i live on earth. i couldn't really give a fuck about that stupid bitch or her fucking island of twats.



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  3. Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol @ worst trader joes

    that is funny after talking about tea tree shampoo

    It's shitty because hipster n art snobs go there I guess and there is shitty parking.

    That's the neighborhood where many transplant comedians came to make a name while staying in San Francisco. Even though LA is the place to become discovered today, San Francisco Comedy Clubs where everywhere in the 50s-80s. some still exist today. I read something about Dana Gould living in a duplex near here that started a crash pad of sorts for a comedy troupe that lived on this one block. Dana Gould is a funny guy. I think he married the President of HBO. she left HBO .. Dun Dun Dun.. he played that guy that lived in a van and dug holes because he was depressed in Seinfeld.


    We live in an interesting world.
  4. Originally posted by NARCassist i live on earth. i couldn't really give a fuck about that stupid bitch or her fucking island of twats.



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    Be careful, MI6 is watching you
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Be careful, MI6 is watching you

    bahh, they been watching me for years. they can fuck emselves an all.



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  6. Originally posted by NARCassist bahh, they been watching me for years. they can fuck emselves an all.



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    what if you're a sleeper and they programmed you like our MK program. some of this is real. but a lot of it is faked .. part of the shell game to cover up black op secrets.

    I wonder what your trigger word is :|
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 what if you're a sleeper and they programmed you like our MK program. some of this is real. but a lot of it is faked .. part of the shell game to cover up black op secrets.

    I wonder what your trigger word is :|

    i can't see it, the amount of drugs i done over the years i'd be immune to their mind control shite.



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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 what if you're a sleeper and they programmed you like our MK program. some of this is real. but a lot of it is faked .. part of the shell game to cover up black op secrets.

    I wonder what your trigger word is :|

    Blah blah blah I wonder what your dad's email address is/was/would have been.
  9. Originally posted by mmQ Blah blah blah I wonder what your dad's email address is/was/would have been.

    WarHeroSawItAll@championfighter.gofuckyourself
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 WarHeroSawItAll@championfighter.gofuckyourself

    Small world. My grandfather was WarHeroSawItAll2@championfighter.gofuckyourself
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i think you mentioned this map before, I tried to find austin but couldn't unfortunately

    "lesbians and dog owners" and "rice rocket to the crypt" are my favorite with "Worst mall in America?" and "Murder Forest" neck and neck for third.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh Gosh.. what paradise do you call home

    I'm not pinned down to geographical area.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny bitch, you don't even have beaches. Eat a dick biblefag

    Beaches suck period. Mountains and deserts are the shit.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Beaches suck period. Mountains and deserts are the shit.

    good thing we got those too
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  15. Florida is a way better place than California if you like actually being in the water. The beaches are many and aren't cold as fuck. You might be the only person on the beach depending on where you go. And there are amazing natural springs scattered all around Florida.

    However, this is the only good thing about Florida. Everything else is fucking awful.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Florida is a way better place than California if you like actually being in the water. The beaches are many and aren't cold as fuck. You might be the only person on the beach depending on where you go. And there are amazing natural springs scattered all around Florida.

    However, this is the only good thing about Florida. Everything else is fucking awful.

    Not everything. The Greek food in Tarpon Springs is fantastic.
  17. I'm not moving to California too many wetbacks there plus homoqueers with aids can now donate blood there.
    Just what the fuck.


    I took a shower at the ymca it was pretty creepy ...
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I'm not moving to California too many wetbacks there plus homoqueers with aids can now donate blood there.
    Just what the fuck.


    I took a shower at the ymca it was pretty creepy …

    Be sure to slightly reword this and tell us again 9 or 10 more times so we're sure to get your point.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Mmq fuck off and kill yourself
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Mmk
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