A best of compilation of old statuses on my facebook profile

1. 2015-11-12 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   2013- Age 15/16
   
   [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]did u know i am psychic!!!!????
   
   tthe choochoo trains faked 9/11
   
   today i held a torus made out of light in my hands
   
   >2013[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]>not seeing two headed snakes in 3-D
   
   is you be throwed?
   
   drugs, crime and the occult
   
   2014- Age 16/17[/SIZE][/FONT]
   
   [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]What if…you could use an augmented reality device like Google Glass to replace people with simple colored sticks. This could be a good solution for misanthropes and anxiety sufferers.
   
   i wrestled a bear once and won. i'm not even joking.
   
   4 loko ruined my life[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]Im fucked. Its over…I had a good run…
   
   Ebola porn
   
   sperm smoking a blunt
   
   the fact that u looks like c rotated 90degrees to the right is the most interesting tihing i've learned this week
   
   He got real manic and gay and then he disappeared.
   
   u thi k its funny cuz I sleep behind mcdonald s and smell like shit cuz of alcohol[/SIZE][/FONT]
   
   www.stringtheory.com
   
   [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]I think I might be able to see the emission spectrum of atoms[/SIZE][/FONT]
   
   [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]all the light in the world is made out of rainbows
   
   PCP addicted scum[/SIZE][/FONT]
   
   
2. 2015-11-15 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #2
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   What if...you could use an augmented reality device like Google Glass to replace people with simple colored sticks. This could be a good solution for misanthropes and anxiety sufferers.
   
   I wrote that. It's flattering.
3. 2015-11-15 at 3:19 AM UTC

   #3
   Sharpie Houston

   What if…you could use an augmented reality device like Google Glass to replace people with simple colored sticks. This could be a good solution for misanthropes

   GENIUS!!!
   lol