What would be some good shart/pant shitting protection?

1. 2016-10-14 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A diaper makes noise so that ones out unless you don't mind getting laughed out of the room. I'm thinking maybe wear tighty-whities and line the inside with pads and wear a pair of boxers on top of that, and carry a packet of wet-wipes so if you shitted your pants at work or while you're out somewhere you could retreat to the nearest bathroom and clean it up and not have any smell.
2. 2016-10-14 at 1:01 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I bet there is an opiate out there in the thousands of possible combinations of opiate compounds that can potentially exist that has very little to no narcotic effect but makes it so you can't poop.
   
   Instead of OIC I would call it OICS "Oh, I can't shit"
   
   
   
3. 2016-10-14 at 4:26 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   that's what immodium/loperamide is
   
   
   also, potty training
4. 2016-10-14 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   immodium or probably a black hawk inside of that cheeky butt.
   
   Butt seriously whatever you do, don't take magnesium/antancids, cause magnesium makes you shit more than a pet 'coon
5. 2016-10-14 at 4:47 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I can't imagine a cloth diaper would be noisy enough for others to notice. I'd go cloth fo sho.
6. 2016-10-14 at 5:19 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   immodium or probably a black hawk inside of that cheeky butt.
   
   Butt seriously whatever you do, don't take magnesium/antancids, cause magnesium makes you shit more than a pet 'coon

   
   
   
   lolwhat is a blackhawk?
   
   also magnesium's fine in normal supplement/dietary doses but yeah, large doses will more or less empty you out