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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I was drinking earlier today and drove my friends pristine condition white oldsmobile listening to some tunes on the radio as it doesn't have an aux hole or a cd player, just being happy go lucky and gonting it up to go get a wendy's baconator. And I have to drive through the heb parking lot to get to it and its crazy busy because everyone is getting stuff for tomorrow, and some old black guy and his wife park right in front of the store blocking all of this traffic even tho there are signs saying to not park there, usually there is a security guard that shews them away, anyways I'm like whatever their old and I stick my head out of my window and shake my fist at them calling them wippersnappers and they bet hurry up just joking and the black guy starts laughing and I start beeping my horn, not leaning on it but just light beeps *beep beep beep beeeb beep* and the black lady tells me she will leave the cart in front of my car if i do it again, so i beeped again and she laughed and moved her cart away.

    All of suddenly some lesbo with blue hair and all these piercings in her ugly face at the entrance of the store started walking up towards me but stopped like 20 feet away yelling asking why I'm an asshole and just don't go around them (I couldn't go around them because I was too close to them at that point and theres uncoming traffic)and people actually started looking at that point.. and I yelled back to her, why don't you mind your business? and she yelled back well why do have to be an asshole? And I yelled back why don't you mind your own business you fucking slampig?! and her beta cuck bf was like 5 feet behind her in a defensive yet submissive posture smirking, because he knows she's not like those other girls and theirs no one else like her in the world, theirs something different in her eyes, she's something hard to find.

    At the same time some guy was sitting in his truck 50 feet away watching this entire exchange right after he got hung up on by a girl who was complaining about how she's getting a divorce from her husband and he's not allowed to have thxgiving with his mom but she is, while her poor mum has thxgiving by herself in houston.. the guy said "whimpy wimpy whimpers" and there was a pause, then a dial tone...

  2. #2
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Never happened.

    You look like sploo by the way, chubby cheeckster.
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † Never happened.

    You look like sploo by the way, chubby cheeckster.

    Source that it didn't happen? And actually I cut my hair so I don't look like sploo anymore, but who knows he could be a distant relative. And I've actually been losing weight recently

    why are you so butt hurt constantly and toxicity and negative riser?
  4. #4
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm none of those things. Want a hug?
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm none of those things. Want a hug?

    sure as long as we can have a brew before hand and talk our differences out, I don't like half assing things.

    Either way happy thanksgiving riser.
  6. #6
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Sorry but I don't drink. I'm not a loser.

    Danke! Dir auch.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † Sorry but I don't drink. I'm not a loser.

    Danke! Dir auch.

    Yeah I gotcha I'm not a loser either I don't smoke bongs and stare out of my window
    of my mothers house all day err day being sad and perpetually butt hurt
  8. #8
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Windows. Many of them.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † Windows. Many of them.

    You're the quintessential window licker

    Danke~!, Derpadew!
  10. #10
    Madman African Astronaut
    I heard he switched to licking dildos.
  11. #11
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Then came lanny hair spiked with gel and the top dropped on a 1967 white cadillac deville blaring Volbeat.
  12. #12
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Madman I heard he switched to licking dildos.

    After I put them in yo momma, indeed.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † After I put them in yo momma, indeed.

    after i suck them i will put them in your poor old mutter
  14. #14
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    How origanal.
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † How origanal.

    Hey riser why are you always so butt hurt?
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