2017-11-19 at 4:35 PM UTC
I heard you folks have a bird problem.
2017-11-19 at 4:35 PM UTC
Shhh.. did you hear that? I think it's an octopus or something.
2017-11-19 at 4:36 PM UTC
My god I think I found the nest.
2017-11-19 at 4:37 PM UTC
Take this you greasy feathered bastard!
2017-11-19 at 4:38 PM UTC
I'm the best bird hunter this side of the Mississippi.. but I don't work for free.
2017-11-19 at 4:39 PM UTC
Jesus Christ these feathered rats are everywhere.. you folks are gonna need some serious avicides.
2017-11-19 at 4:40 PM UTC
Son Im gonna have to ask you to clear outta here before you get your head blown off by a double barrel.
2017-11-19 at 4:41 PM UTC
I cook bird stew, turkey, chicken and pigeons mostly.
2017-11-19 at 4:42 PM UTC
You idiot! Everyone knows the North African Caw'ing Swallow is attracted to freebased cocaine. Get rid of the bait before you draw more of those dirty bastards in here.