[BREAKING NEWS] Israeli & Palestinian Authority joint statement : Pigs are now both kosher and halal.

1. 2017-10-24 at 6:37 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   not now, but in another few years where gene editing made it possible to edit out the features that make pigs ''unclean''.
   
   related news :
   
   http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/10/23/559060166/crispr-bacon-chinese-scientists-create-genetically-modified-low-fat-pigs
2. 2017-10-24 at 6:43 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   GIT OUT
3. 2017-11-17 at 8:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's Hella Halal
4. 2017-11-17 at 8:28 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 That's Hella Halal

   
   I've considered opening a cafe called 'Harry' s Haraamburgers'
   
   why is there a Harambe emoticon
5. 2017-11-17 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by aldra I've considered opening a cafe called 'Harry' s Haraamburgers'

   
   also make sure you have 'achtung juden' sign warning potential jedi customers that its not a kosher outlet in the fine print.