The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition

1. 2017-11-13 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #861
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop It's 4:30 am in the morning in Southern Ohio and I'm sporadically posting on here, eating apples, smoking cigs, eating apples and drinking pepsi and watching the big bang theory and listening to Post Malone and somehow still bored. FML.

   
   What you doing in OH? I thought you lived somewhere else
2. 2017-11-13 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #862
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop It's 4:30 am in the morning in Southern Ohio and I'm sporadically posting on here, eating apples, smoking cigs, eating apples and drinking pepsi and watching the big bang theory and listening to Post Malone and somehow still bored. FML.

   
   Ahem..
3. 2017-11-13 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #863
   RestStop Space Nigga
   That nigga Sheldon do be goin' hard though.
4. 2017-11-13 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #864
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix What you doing in OH? I thought you lived somewhere else

   
   I'm an Ohio native. I live in Ohio..for the most part. I'm in Kentucky/WV/AZ pretty often though.
5. 2017-11-13 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #865
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat I'm eating tomatoes at my version of 4:15 am and smoking weed too.

   
   tha fuck that mean
6. 2017-11-13 at 6:12 AM UTC

   #866
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I know they prayed on Fargo's downfall...
7. 2017-11-13 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #867
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   mariwana on th etop of mylist
   speed id ont allow we not longer kisst
   comacomer
8. 2017-11-13 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #868
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
9. 2017-11-13 at 9:16 AM UTC

   #869
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Lanny

   
   "don't make me assume my ultimate form"
   
   lol WTF?
   
   
   
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10. 2017-11-13 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #870
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by NARCassist "don't make me assume my ultimate form"
    
    lol WTF?
    
    
    
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    She means being simultaneously stuffed by huge dicks in all three orifices.
11. 2017-11-13 at 9:23 AM UTC

    #871
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RestStop She means being simultaneously stuffed by huge dicks in all three orifices.

    
    its all about that..
    
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-11-13 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #872
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    get t shsh in winter shsh icey shsh get t budda kush jesus kush harry kringle kush
13. 2017-11-13 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #873
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    btc fees a giant fag like shit nigga whos chipping in to buy a full coin am putting in all my money after christmans and set up a ket drip until new year
14. 2017-11-13 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #874
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    https://thetab.com/uk/sheffield/2016/02/10/drug-test-confirms-sheffields-mdma-is-pure-ecstasy-13436
    
    http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/sheffield-student-who-attempted-to-import-100-ecstasy-pills-he-bought-on-internet-into-country-avoids-jail-1-8799480
15. 2017-11-13 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #875
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bling, I'm curious, do you have to pay for your vowels?
16. 2017-11-13 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #876
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    aeiou im payed liek a jedi from the words i choosed on my way im comeing for u
17. 2017-11-13 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #877
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by bling bling https://thetab.com/uk/sheffield/2016/02/10/drug-test-confirms-sheffields-mdma-is-pure-ecstasy-13436

    
    shouldn't that read 'sheffields ecstasy is pure mdma'? lol
    
    
    
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2017-11-13 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #878
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-11-19 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #879
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    each week i found myself drifting,,, further
20. 2017-11-20 at 11:32 AM UTC

    #880
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by bling bling each week i found myself drifting,,, further

    
    what like wave after wave, slowly drifting?
    
    
    
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