2017-11-13 at 3:11 AM UTC
beautiful
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2017-11-13 at 3:32 AM UTC
The following message is a copy and paste from my new thread attempt, I wasn't able to make a new thread because the captcha doesn't appear when I try to post a new thread.
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I would like to formally introduce myself to all the users here,
My name is Marshall Swisher and I am very excited to be part of this new community outreach program. My main goal is to answer any questions you folks have about DEWALT® solutions. I will also be browsing the various forum sections and giving personalized suggestions, listening to your product concerns or thoughts, and holding merchandise contests.
Feel free to make threads at any time about our brand, and please don't hesitate to include the #DEWALTLIFE code in the thread title. One of my main tasks will be to keep a lookout for this tag and visit those threads, if you feel I haven't addressed your thoughts quickly enough then just let me know with a direct message!
Again, I consider it a very special honor to be a guest here at niggasin.space and look forward to being a part of this community.
Your's Faithfully,
Marshall Swisher, DEWALT COMMUNITY OUTREACH AGENT 01
#DEWALTLIFE
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2017-12-19 at 4:32 PM UTC
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2017-12-20 at 4:51 AM UTC
#DEWALT WORLD believes that all body types are beautiful.
PS we are about to offer a very special promo offer on our highly acclaimed 60v FLEX VOLT brushless angle grinder! #DEWALTLIFE , #FREETOOLS
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2017-12-22 at 12:19 AM UTC
Hello Marshall Swisher here, ( #DEWALT LIFE!! )
We have a lot of great gift options this season, but I want to tell you about something very special we just came out with..
It is a fire resistant vest with #blitzer jacket technology. These are specially designed and color blended to wear over a white t-shirt and collect and camouflage any #mustard-stains - leaving you feeling clean and refreshed this winter.
A truly great gift for the one you love!! #DEWALT CHRISTMAS
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2017-12-22 at 10:23 AM UTC
Hi, Marshall Swisher here!
If you could use a #DEWALTGRANT to help with the costs of bearing a child, get in contact with me!
We require that you give your son or daughter the first name of "DeWalt" , and then we can send you #FREE TOOLS every birthday! There is a lot more to this little known promo offer that I would be more than happy to explain to you so please feel free to get in touch!
Marshall Swisher,
DEWALT COMMUNITY OUTREACH AGENT 01
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2017-12-26 at 11:08 AM UTC
Teach him how to use anabolic steroids.
Teach him how to drive a car.
Teach him how to use his words to hurt people.
Welcome him as a full-fledged member of the #DEWALTNATION
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2017-12-31 at 12:28 AM UTC
Good question. Marshall Swisher here,
My vision includes become the Chief Minister of DeWalt. I intend to get there by catapulting the company's reputation higher than that of any other company. This is going to happen by creating meaningful relationships with my fellow Americans including those of you here on NIS. Nothing is more important to me than brand image.
Once I am knighted as DeWalt's Chief Minister I am going to get a tattoo of the DeWalt Flex-Volt 60V angle grinder cutting the Milwaukee tools headquarters in half. This should send a strong message to my fellow employees and make our company culture very easy to understand.
At that point I would formally ask the board to approve the purchase and partial demolition of the Golden Gate Bridge. The roadway would be replaced with the world's largest statue of a drill, a 380 foot tall re-creation of our legendary 20V MAX 3-speed XRP drill with hammer feature.
Additionally I would immediately start moving all foreign assembly state-side. I would issue a mandate that 95% of all DeWalt components be manufactured domestically within 2 years.
I would recommend that the board moves forward with the construction of the world's longest saw factory - A 3 mile long elevated structure built 20 feet above and directly over Highway 101 located somewhere between LA and San Jose. The building would be glazed with photochromatic DeWalt black and DeWalt yellow low-e glass.
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2017-12-31 at 4:24 AM UTC
I'm actually pushing for the development of an augmented reality sandbox style DeWalt simulator where you can hurt people using power tools.
I think its very important to get new people interested in DeWalt.
2017-12-31 at 6:46 AM UTC
You don't need a facebook account to view that. I personally called Mark Zuckerberg to ask and then tried it myself because I don't 100% trust that fag.
And why would you feel sorry for the policeman? Would you feel bad for me if I drove erratically with you as my passenger and my shit tier driving got you ejected from my wagon?
Would you feel bad for me if I beat you half to death with a nightstick? And so on
2017-12-31 at 7:52 AM UTC
If you like it so much why don't you become a policeman and abuse the accused?
You dirt-bag you are starting to piss me off
2017-12-31 at 7:55 AM UTC
Ill roll you over like a dog turd in the street. Want to meet up?
2017-12-31 at 7:59 AM UTC
Lets get sandwiches and meet up at lake merced tomorrow around noon
2017-12-31 at 8:05 AM UTC
im going to cover myself in used 4000 mile valvoline. dont fall for anyone wearing penzoil. I will be by the blue van
2017-12-31 at 8:06 AM UTC
LSD is the most pathetic poster of 2017. congrats you won an award you little dirtbag
2017-12-31 at 8:11 AM UTC
I would roll that gaylord over three times faster than he did his own mother for a frappachino. RETARD SOUTHERNERS all fall down. God bless
2017-12-31 at 8:20 AM UTC
Welcome to year 2018 WHERE CASH IS KING, and financial-well-being replaces the BMW as the status symbol of the century.
You are not in a dream right now.. I repeat... this is real life
2017-12-31 at 8:21 AM UTC
no one is scared of you or your shit talk .. as far as the peoples court is concerned you are just another Bill Krozby wannabe
2017-12-31 at 8:22 AM UTC
guess what a dozen of your kind costs...
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