2017-11-12 at 4:25 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
But...
*ahem*
Do you keep it down? I don't want you pulling a Karen Carpenter
2017-11-12 at 4:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo
Both genders. There are only two.
Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two and now people get butthurt if you joke about it.
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2017-11-12 at 4:50 AM UTC
The one thing keeping me from going homo is that men aren't very hygienically aware.
The thought of a dick that is all greasy and oily with testy sweat and an ass that has ass sweat and fart fumes all over it keeps me hetero.
2017-11-12 at 5:15 AM UTC
In fact I just got out of the shower
I FEEL SO FRESH, SO CLEAN.
mmmm
I had a beer while showering too, that was a first.
2017-11-12 at 5:23 AM UTC
Yeah but think of all the genital sweat and bacteria
when my dick and balls are all sweaty they have this very distinct smell to them ... I wouldn't suck a guy off unless he took a shower first
2017-11-12 at 5:28 AM UTC
I have very conflicting feelings towards sex
like I realize I have a biological inclination towards women but at the same time there are many aspects of them that turn me off (like the vag)
men on the other hand I have more of an aesthetic appreciation I would totally fuck Vaan and Milo types but then I remember how gross guys are and how they don't care about being clean and beautiful like women plus there is something about their ass cheeks and legs, feminine thighs are my favorite body part ... I have a sort of appreciation for breasts too but only if they're perfect like in video games and anime.
tbh I am 2Dsexual. humans turn me off
2017-11-12 at 5:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume
Yeah but think of all the genital sweat and bacteria
when my dick and balls are all sweaty they have this very distinct smell to them … I wouldn't suck a guy off unless he took a shower first
I used to watch sweaty armpit licking femdom porn. I still do, but I used to too.
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