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I was feeling so good about myself, but now I'm depressed as fuck.

  1. #1
    I got a date with an amazing, good looking girl tomorrow. I was thinking holy shit... she actually said yes to me. She thinks I'm worthy enough to spend a day with. Wow.

    But then I just found out that she's also going on a date with this fat, balding nerd loser. Wtf? She'll just go out with anyone? :(

    That's so fucked... I'm in the same category as that guy.

    I'm not going on the date now. I need to make her feel as bad as me.

    What is a reason to cancel the date that will make her feel bad?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    tell her you have prostate cancer


    for real though, why does it bother you that much? I mean I wouldn't exactly consider it a plus at the time, but it tells you she doesn't put appearance first, which is good for you if you've decided you're ugly
  3. #3
    Typical slut. I've met many of those types. One of them tried scheduling me and another guy on the same day, so I stood her up. You should arrange the date in a place far away and do the same. Just make sure you take a selfie of yourself in the car in case she asks for a pic to make sure you're on your way there. And if she asks why travel so far, just say "I've always wanted to go to this place, but had no one to go with". Once she's there, keep telling her that traffic is a bitch and try to keep her waiting for at least an hour for teh lulz. Also inform the fat nerd about her sluttiness just in case he has any standards. You never know.
  4. #4
    tell her you have prostate cancer


    for real though, why does it bother you that much? I mean I wouldn't exactly consider it a plus at the time, but it tells you she doesn't put appearance first, which is good for you if you've decided you're ugly

    Well my friends (girls and guys) convinced me I wasn't ugly, and I actually started getting more tinder matches. I still wouldn't say I'm handsome but I'm way better looking than this guy.

    Plus they all agree my personalities way better... so wtf? She can't see that shit?

    It just bothers me. I don't know. I'll talk to my friends about it today and ask what I can do.

    Also, I WANT her to care about my appearance. One of the best things about my last girlfriend was when she called me hot, sexy, etc... it made me feel good.

    EDIT: It's like that seinfeld episode where jerry can't date the girl because she went out with newman.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    last part made me laugh.

    just go through with the date, see how it goes, don't bring up newman for fuck's sake.

    might've been a blind date, might've promised to meet a friend's autistic cousin, who knows... it's not important now.
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    Typical slut. I've met many of those types. One of them tried scheduling me and another guy on the same day, so I stood her up.

    Hahaha omfg, same thing happened to me back when I was like, 18. I was just thinking about that because it reminded me of it. She was really pissed I stood her up, too.

    You should arrange the date in a place far away and do the same. Just make sure you take a selfie of yourself in the car in case she asks for a pic to make sure you're on your way there. And if she asks why travel so far, just say "I've always wanted to go to this place, but had no one to go with". Once she's there, keep telling her that traffic is a bitch and try to keep her waiting for at least an hour for teh lulz. Also inform the fat nerd about her sluttiness just in case he has any standards. You never know.

    I'd love to do this... I already told her I'd be pickin' her up at her house, and we already decided where we're going. Yeah, I could change those plans I guess, but I don't have the balls. I don't even know what I want right now.

    Will update on what I decide to do when I do it, I guess.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    down a winding pathway
    in a garden old,
    tripped a beauteous maiden,
    but her heart was cold.

    came a prince to woo her,
    he said he loved her true.
    the maiden said he didn't,
    and so he ceased to woo.

    came a perfumed noble,
    dropping on one knee,
    said his love was deeper
    than the deepest sea.
    but the whimsed maiden
    said his love was dead,
    and the perfumed noble
    accepted what she said.

    came a dashing stranger,
    he took her off by force,
    said he'd make her love him,
    and she did, of course.
  8. #8
    Don't go through with the date unless you get revenge. Taking a slut somewhere, paying for her meal, then being texted the next day "it's not going to work. I don't feel a connection. I'm sry", then wondering if the next guy is going to get her is a huge confidence drain. The only fish worth going for are normie women that you see at libraries or mutually agreed one night stands that don't involve spending lots of money.
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    don't bring up
    newman for fuck's sake.
    [FONT=&quot][SIZE=16px]Fuck that shit I wanna kill a nigger, pull the trigger Stab and kill and torch a nigger Stick him in a fucking oven Close the door and cook a nigger Punch a nigger, kick a nigger In the fucking dick, you nigger Fuck a nigger, fight a nigger Steal your fucking bike, you nigger[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot][SIZE=16px]Send them niggers to Iraq Just because you're fucking black Let Al-Qaeda whoop your ass While I take a fucking nap By the way, fuck Obama Fuck his daughter, wife, and mama John McCain is the bomba Run a train on Dalai Lama[/SIZE][/FONT]
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I got a date with an amazing, good looking girl tomorrow. I was thinking holy shit… she actually said yes to me. She thinks I'm worthy enough to spend a day with. Wow.

    But then I just found out that she's also going on a date with this fat, balding nerd loser. Wtf? She'll just go out with anyone? :(

    That's so fucked… I'm in the same category as that guy.

    I'm not going on the date now. I need to make her feel as bad as me.

    What is a reason to cancel the date that will make her feel bad?


    I guess she wasn't so amazing... you're not amazing considering you talk about being 25 and can't talk to girls....., so what are you bitching about?

    and why would you want to cancel the date to make her feel bad? you sound very asshole hurt...

    did you ever consider that maybe you just suck and you should work on yourself?

    /thread
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Typical slut. I've met many of those types. One of them tried scheduling me and another guy on the same day, so I stood her up. You should arrange the date in a place far away and do the same. Just make sure you take a selfie of yourself in the car in case she asks for a pic to make sure you're on your way there. And if she asks why travel so far, just say "I've always wanted to go to this place, but had no one to go with". Once she's there, keep telling her that traffic is a bitch and try to keep her waiting for at least an hour for teh lulz. Also inform the fat nerd about her sluttiness just in case he has any standards. You never know.


    wow does everyone here have no tact and have the autisimo? thats pretty shitty advice....
    It sounds like a waste of time...
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Don't go through with the date unless you get revenge. Taking a slut somewhere, paying for her meal, then being texted the next day "it's not going to work. I don't feel a connection. I'm sry", then wondering if the next guy is going to get her is a huge confidence drain. The only fish worth going for are normie women that you see at libraries or mutually agreed one night stands that don't involve spending lots of money.

    ^armsmerhcant is a bitch.... bitching about how he wants revenge.... revenge for what?

    lol at libraries.... you guys are inept

    and why were you feeling "good" ? ?

    ITT faggots that can't get laid.
  13. #13
    Update.

    I messaged her and canceled the date. Said I wasn't interested. She seems pretty rejected. And I'm laughin' my fuckin' ass off.

    I feel a lot better, I really do. I feel like women don't have power over me anymore. I'm beta baby.
  14. #14
    Bill Krozby, shut the fuck up you pussy on the pedestalling little bitch. You're such a basic animal. People like ArmsMerchant and I realize there's more fun in destroying women, since they're never used to getting rejected.

    She can date the fat tub of balding lard. I hope she's happy with that. :3
  15. #15
    This feels like a turning point for me. The Enter who won't take shit from girls or anyone anymore. I'm a fuckin' shaaaark.
  16. #16
    How did you find out about the other dude?
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    chance meeting through a hole in a bathroom wall
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    Hard to tell if a guy is balding when he's facefucking you through a wall, though.

    Maybe it was the taste. Enter, do dicks of balding guys taste different?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^are you a functional retard?

    Bill Krozby, shut the fuck up you pussy on the pedestalling little bitch. You're such a basic animal. People like ArmsMerchant and I realize there's more fun in destroying women, since they're never used to getting rejected.

    She can date the fat tub of balding lard. I hope she's happy with that. :3


    I don't see how I'm putting pussy on a pedestule.... you're the one making a thread bitching and moaning about girls not liking you.... and how you don't get laid... and how you are turning down girls that *cough* don't like you...

    And I highly doubt you "destroyed" that woman, you first have to have a woman fall in love with you to "destroy" them, you artard.

    A real man that wanted to destroy a woman that had any talent would first fill them up with at least a teaspoon of semen, then tell them you love them while they buy you dinner / drugs / give you money before you break up with them, you half faggot.

    Tonight I had a girl take me out for dinner and drinks and had her suck my on the way back to her place. And then denied her sex because she wanted to use a condom. Hows that for putting the pussy on the pedastul?

    this song goes out to you enter



    and by the way how do you know that the guy is a loser? he may be bald, but maybe he has a big dick and a cool personality (unlike you)

    Your pussy game sounds pretty weak, you need to step up yo game, cucklord.

    Don't worry though, maybe one day you will grow a brain and grow a cock
  20. #20
    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    I fucked a girl I met online who sent me a pic which made her look like a hot blonde. When I met her in person she told me she used to weigh almost 400 IBS and had her stomach stapled. Also she was in a car accident which left her with a deformed arm(I wrote about this on zoklet back in the day with pics of her)Despite all this I still fucked her in my car when she took off her shirt she had so much access skin it was banging against when she rode my cock. After I came I look at my dick and it had blood all over it because she was on her period
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