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The end of the world (church people)

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I dont like church people at all, when I was 6 some people came to my door and they said they wanted to speak to me and I slammed the door on them and my mom came up to me and said to never open the door to church people again, because for all I know it could be the terminator.

    Mq, or 4j, or panthrax or someone else sent church people to my house, mormons 2 years ago, And they said they were here to talk to doug funny. and I already knew what was up but I didn't let them come into my house even though they had an i=pad and wanted to show me something. I just stood their in my boxers reeking of booze while they were sweating balls and listened to their rap. And they were really nice about it all.

    The only upside of being a Mormon is having many wifes, but for me personally that feels like a lot of work and I'm a catholic where that is not allowed.

    Yesterday I was doing laundry before work and two sexy brown girls were walking to all of our doors and I was doing something that could be considered illegal so when they were just standing on the steps and not letting me walk up them I looked at them in the eyes and the kept stepping, they eventually knocked on my door and I took their bullshit pampliet

    they asked me what I think is wrong with america and if we are going down the drain. I wasn't trying to be standoffish because I'm willing to talk to anyone but it was kind of strange that these people are walking around my place but looking at me like im so obscure.


  2. #2
    upon reading 'wifes' i digressed and cried analytical tears
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Dargo upon reading 'wifes' i digressed and cried analytical tears

    Digressing hard over here.
  4. #4
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Are you a devoted cathy?
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