i wish i was a cannabis plant

1. 2017-11-10 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   so i could pollinate every female in the room
2. 2017-11-10 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wish I were one so I could be
   
   ~~~ high ~~~ all the time ~~~ to get you off my mind oohhhh ohhhh ~~~
3. 2017-11-10 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I wish I were one so I could be
   
   ~~~ high ~~~ all the time ~~~ to get you off my mind oohhhh ohhhh ~~~

   
   Plants don't have cannabinoid receptors.
   
   
4. 2017-11-10 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   or brains
5. 2017-11-10 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish a was a baller
6. 2017-11-10 at 10:56 PM UTC

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   Tommy Lund Yung Blood

   Originally posted by mmQ I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish a was a baller

   
   
   I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
7. 2017-11-11 at 12:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Plants don't have cannabinoid receptors.
   
   

   
   lsd is a genius
8. 2017-11-11 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Plants don't have cannabinoid receptors.

   
   plants lie.
9. 2017-11-11 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Did the kroft twins work on this? you know, the people who brought you HR Puff n Stuff?
   
   

   Originally posted by jimmy lsd is a genius

10. 2017-11-11 at 4:23 AM UTC

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    thatermeneter Houston

    Originally posted by Tommy Lund I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

    
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four Impala
11. 2017-11-11 at 4:48 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i know ripper mans u dont wont to meet
12. 2017-11-11 at 12:35 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But if you were a cannabis plant you'd get chopped up and burned alive
13. 2017-11-11 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 But if you were a cannabis plant you'd get chopped up and burned alive

    
    No, I'd be dead long before I burned, the same condition I am already subject to as a human.
14. 2017-11-11 at 1:29 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    me wanna be a strong yung ganja on kingston hillside me breath free yah
    
    me a no wanna be a afhgan and get molested by sand niggers nonono
    
    me am a medicine me a no fund no war against the ppls
15. 2017-11-11 at 3:39 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by greenplastic No, I'd be dead long before I burned, the same condition I am already subject to as a human.

    
    thier mostly still alive when you smoke them.
16. 2017-11-11 at 3:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader thier mostly still alive when you smoke them.

    
    only if you get it in japan where they cut the bud off and u smoke it while the heart is still beating
    
    that shit is weird though, i prefer the american way
17. 2017-11-11 at 4:14 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by greenplastic only if you get it in japan where they cut the bud off and u smoke it while the heart is still beating
    
    that shit is weird though, i prefer the american way

    
    at what stage a plant is considered dead ???