Bangin escorts, the good, the bad and the ugly.

1. 2017-10-10 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Maybe if I don't jerk off for a while and then go to a prostitute, I'm guaranteed to get a boner.
   
   And the only way to stop myself from jerking off, is to jerk off so much that my dick is so tender and raw, that I CAN'T jerk off anymore. And then jerk off a few more times for good measure.
2. 2017-10-10 at 5 AM UTC

   #62
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Jesus Orgasmic prostate stimulation is touch and go. Never surefire. My dad designed it that way.

   
   thats only becos they refused to admit it, due to social stigmas.
3. 2017-10-10 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #63
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Enter Maybe if I don't jerk off for a while and then go to a prostitute, I'm guaranteed to get a boner.
   
   And the only way to stop myself from jerking off, is to jerk off so much that my dick is so tender and raw, that I CAN'T jerk off anymore. And then jerk off a few more times for good measure.

   
   I can't do it that long
4. 2017-11-10 at 8:51 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Does that weird chinese guy thank every thread in the sex forum?
5. 2017-11-10 at 8:54 AM UTC

   #65
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   wot weird chinese guy?
   
   
   
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6. 2017-11-10 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I am fucking sick of chicks that put up pictures of themselves and then when they show up they are like 20 lbs heavier than in the picture. I say GTFO
7. 2017-11-14 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Madman I am fucking sick of chicks that put up pictures of themselves and then when they show up they are like 20 lbs heavier than in the picture. I say GTFO

   
   How about when it's not even close to the same girl as the ad but she still alright and it's 5 am
8. 2017-11-14 at 3:47 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just got a job with better hours and I'm gonna pay for an orgy with like five 300lb hookers. That's 1,500lbs of hooker for the price of one 150lb hooker. What a bargain.