inventing a new drug hoax

1. 2017-11-10 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #1
   nonarky Houston
   ok, had an idea, remember the fake jenken story that pickwick spread and thought it was real?
   
   i want to do similar, we will call the new imaginary drug "spank"
   
   ill make a new fake facebook profile and spread the news around. you can too if you really wanted.
   
   this new drug called spank, what should it be made out of? and what effects should it have? what behavior can it cause? (poop eating, etc)
   
   taking all ideas here, be very imaginative as you can. make it very ridiculous and believable.
2. 2017-11-10 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #2
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   [HELP US ACT NOW BEFORE ITS TO LATE
3. 2017-11-10 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   cocaine dissolved in amyl nitrate
   
   sniffing it throws the user into a frenzy of violent anal sex
4. 2017-11-10 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #4
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by aldra cocaine dissolved in amyl nitrate
   
   sniffing it throws the user into a frenzy of violent anal sex

   
   Call it Bill Krozby.