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1. 2017-11-08 at 9:07 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This raspy voiced old bitch my okaa and I are living with just went on some diatribe with my mom out of the blue about how we have to be moved out by saturday.
   This literally came out of nowhere but I can only assume it's because my mom was reading a facebook post about intelligence and how people with low IQ's have eyes that dilate more than high I individuals with higher IQs so when the bitch asked my mom what the joke was she (my okaa) said that her (the old bitch we're living with) must have eyes that heavily dilate ... then immediately she starts going off about how she "can't take it anymore" and how we need to move out ... wtf I was watching cat videos and suddenly this hick-sounding dumb bitch goes off on some hissy fit.
   
   I told her "If it's any consolation I can't stand you either"
2. 2017-11-08 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you live in the USA? most states, counties and or cities require 30 day notice of eviction.
   
   you can also hang out past it.. it would take her to pay for a sheriff to come out (or pay the court some fees) to force you out.. and they usually give you an additional 2 days or so.
   
   you could be looking at more like the end of January before splitting.
   
   

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume This raspy voiced old bitch my okaa and I are living with just went on some diatribe with my mom out of the blue about how we have to be moved out by saturday.
   This literally came out of nowhere but I can only assume it's because my mom was reading a facebook post about intelligence and how people with low IQ's have eyes that dilate more than high I individuals with higher IQs so when the bitch asked my mom what the joke was she (my okaa) said that her (the old bitch we're living with) must have eyes that heavily dilate … then immediately she starts going off about how she "can't take it anymore" and how we need to move out … wtf I was watching cat videos and suddenly this hick-sounding dumb bitch goes off on some hissy fit.
   
   I told her "If it's any consolation I can't stand you either"

3. 2017-11-08 at 11:08 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   she was just my mom's friend (notice how I used past tense)
   
   omg she just came back home ;_; orz
   
   I pissed in her shower I wonder if she'll notice
4. 2017-11-08 at 11:11 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Gah the past year has been fucking miserable.
   I have been homeless and without a stable place to stay ... I was living at my grandparent's place but they never paid off their mortgage and when they died it was time to leave ... but I swear I will move back to my rightful place soon enough.
   That house is the only place where I truly feel happy.
   
   my dream - living back @home with a corgi in the livingroom, fireplace going, mobius bubbler in my lap full of dank and a CRT tv playing weedtuber videos
5. 2017-11-08 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Buy a small SUV car.. drive for Lyft or Uber or whatever
   
   Just drive 5 or 6 days a week like 6-10 hours.. sleep in it at the airport TNC lot. no one is supposed to, but lots of people do.. they don't seem to bug you.
   
   Join a 24 hour gym.. shower there. Live out of your car. So many employed people are doing that in California these days. no lie. they're saving money up and fuking off the high rent. living out of campers or pickups with shells.
6. 2017-11-08 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   hurrrl durrrllllt im we tod ed!
7. 2017-11-08 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by just one more mongol hurrrl durrrllllt im we tod ed!

   
   Then kill yourself
8. 2017-11-08 at 11:26 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Buy a small SUV car.. drive for Lyft or Uber or whatever
   
   Just drive 5 or 6 days a week like 6-10 hours.. sleep in it at the airport TNC lot. no one is supposed to, but lots of people do.. they don't seem to bug you.
   
   Join a 24 hour gym.. shower there. Live out of your car. So many employed people are doing that in California these days. no lie. they're saving money up and fuking off the high rent. living out of campers or pickups with shells.

   
   Nah I have GAD I wouldn't want to be next to total strangers like that.
   
   The situation in commiefornia is so fucked .. I'm surprised there isn't a mass exodus to other states and widespread chaos in the streets there.
   I read that people with AIDS can now donate blood there ... and the government's reaction is that it'll make people more tolerant towards buttfuckers.
9. 2017-11-08 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wish california would just fuck off and become its own country so all the handsome and well tanned individuals, homosexuals and muslims would leave the US and we could finally have our lives back to normal.
10. 2017-11-08 at 11:28 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I saw some nigger muslims in the downtown area of my hometown today ... sad where the world is headed.
    They're normalizing pedophilia too .. (which is hot, but it shouldn't be normalized) ... scary to think where things will be a couple decades from now.
    
    You know things are going wrong with I of all people am worried about the state of things
11. 2017-11-09 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man hurrrl durrrllllt im we tod ed!

    
    
    so dumb... so so dumb