Getting high is awesome

1. 2017-11-09 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've been on the weed and Adderall plan this week - and I've been feeling good.
2. 2017-11-09 at 3:50 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Your gona need more weed when you run out of addy's
   Get more weed now, you'll appreciate it later.
3. 2017-11-09 at 3:52 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Why is smoking weed called getting high?
4. 2017-11-09 at 4:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Your gona need more weed when you run out of addy's
   Get more weed now, you'll appreciate it later.

   
   I haven't ran out for years.
5. 2017-11-09 at 4:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Why is smoking weed called getting high?

   
   Because when you smoke weed the carbon combustion reaction produces compounds with a lighter molecular weight. Combine this with Fig Newton's third law of termodynamos (hot air will always go north) and you have floating smoke replacing the heavy oxygen in your lungs. Now, oxygen only floats because the carbon monoxide around us is heavier than air (this is why breathing in a fire can be so dangerous!) but it's actually very heavy.
6. 2017-11-09 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Because when you smoke weed the carbon combustion reaction produces compounds with a lighter molecular weight. Combine this with Fig Newton's third law of termodynamos (hot air will always go north) and you have floating smoke replacing the heavy oxygen in your lungs. Now, oxygen only floats because the carbon monoxide around us is heavier than air (this is why breathing in a fire can be so dangerous!) but it's actually very heavy.

   
   So why isn't smoking cigarettes called 'getting high?'
7. 2017-11-09 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ So why isn't smoking cigarettes called 'getting high?'

   
   Because nicotine contains tar, which weighs down the smoke and bogs the areolas in your lungs down, making it hard to breathe. Most smoke actually contains tar, but marjijuana is one of the few which does not.
8. 2017-11-09 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Because nicotine contains tar, which weighs down the smoke and bogs the areolas in your lungs down, making it hard to breathe. Most smoke actually contains tar, but marjijuana is one of the few which does not.

   
   OK, and this all smoke related. What about getting high off of edibles, or other non-smoke related methods? What's getting high mean then?
9. 2017-11-09 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ OK, and this all smoke related. What about getting high off of edibles, or other non-smoke related methods? What's getting high mean then?

   
   It's just a colloquialism. The native Americans were doing spliffs before Christopher columbus landed on plymoth rock with the English, it wasn't until the 1800's when the thc in cannabis was extracted and put into wine, and by then everybody was already refering to it as getting high
10. 2017-11-09 at 4:48 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Do the woman laugh at you when you bring them back to your flat with the half asset bar you talked about
11. 2017-11-09 at 4:54 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Do the woman laugh at you when you bring them back to your flat with the half asset bar you talked about

    
    Shut yo bitch ass up
12. 2017-11-09 at 4:56 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Shut yo bitch ass up

    
    Everyone wants to fuck the weed dealer
13. 2017-11-09 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 areolas in your lungs

    
    lungs don't have areolas. it's tits mate
    
    lungs have ravioli
14. 2017-11-09 at 4:33 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Aveolus w/e w/e i do what I want
15. 2017-11-09 at 5:01 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Do the woman laugh at you when you bring them back to your flat with the half asset bar you talked about

    
    You live with your parents tho.
16. 2017-11-10 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So I've given this some thought and actually decided getting high is the best thing ever.
17. 2017-11-10 at 3:46 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    seduse de seude se dress me uo in stussy
18. 2017-11-10 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You know what's better than getting high? Turning your life over to Jesus.
19. 2017-11-10 at 4:57 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Amen.
20. 2017-11-10 at 4:58 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You live with your parents tho.

    
    In the basement