Captain Falcon Adventures: The Lemon-Legs Saga

1. 2017-11-08 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So last Sunday, I went out for drinks with a buddy of mine (I say we went out for drinks but I don't drink, I just get high beforehand and pound Red Bulls all night). He brought along a female friend of his, who in turn brought 4 more female friends. One of the Friends-Of-A-Friend-Of-A-Friend is a really attractive brunette who I started eyeing from the start of the night. This is Lemon-Legs. And my friends, I have a tale for you.
2. 2017-11-08 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   drink and taek kogus cummies