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alcohol is a really shitty drug

  1. #41
    Originally posted by Grimace u r boring

    you're autistic and like shit drugs
  2. #42
    i have 3 cans of 24oz 6% abv

    is that enough to experience the amazing and elusive "alcohol trip"?
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by just one more mongol you're autistic and like shit drugs

    Now you're rexhing. Who the fucking isn't AUTISTIC at this rate? What a nin-insult it's become. For SHAME AMEN JESUS
  4. #44
    Originally posted by mmQ Now you're rexhing. Who the fucking isn't AUTISTIC at this rate? What a nin-insult it's become. For SHAME AMEN JESUS

    kill yourself
  5. #45
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by G In the last 48 hours I've consumed 12 year old small batch whisky. I'm rather fond of the experience thus far.

    12years olds are great. my review :

    Nose: sweet, with a slight hint of urine.
    Palate: Very smooth, sweet and salty and some tale-tale taste of sprouting hairs, very hot body.
    Finish: laceration and bloodied.
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by just one more mongol kill yourself

    Your eyes, eaten
    Nom nom NK. No. No. NKM? nom! Mmmmmmm I'm??? Mom??
  7. #47
    Originally posted by just one more mongol i have 3 cans of 24oz 6% abv

    is that enough to experience the amazing and elusive "alcohol trip"?



    Originally posted by just one more mongol i have 3 cans of 24oz 6% abv

    is that enough to experience the amazing and elusive "alcohol trip"?
  8. #48
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Your eyes, eaten
    Nom nom NK. No. No. NKM? nom! Mmmmmmm I'm??? Mom??

    *Pulls up in a Rolls Royce and lowers back seat window* "Excuse me sir, but do you have any grey poupon?"
  9. #49
    i think the reason i dont like alcohol is because i have to put myself into nausea sadomasochism every time i drink where the buzz of the next drink slightly exceeds having to either consume 420723709253ounces of piss fuel or 5 ounces of floor cleaner which tastes 1000x worse than even the stankiest, filthiest bundy bottle

    if it was in pill form i'd probably enjoy it

    anyone relate?
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  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heavily lacerating . I'm exasperating. I'm hating, niggers are masturbating, and I'm equivically exacerbating. Give me a bad rating, dont care, die my hair bleach blonde to be edgy , facbook befriedge me???
  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    OMG

    Ruiner status

    Get at me kid
  12. #52
    Originally posted by mmQ Heavily lacerating . I'm exasperating. I'm hating, niggers are masturbating, and I'm equivically exacerbating. Give me a bad rating, dont care, die my hair bleach blonde to be edgy , facbook befriedge me???

    set my bitch on fire cuz she wanna suck my dick
    i dont need dis bitch when im ballin
    straight 420 gang im rich
    you must think... in my doubts i know
    that you a stupid hoe
  13. #53
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by just one more mongol i think the reason i dont like alcohol is because i have to put myself into nausea sadomasochism every time i drink where the buzz of the next drink slightly exceeds having to either consume 420723709253ounces of piss fuel or 5 ounces of floor cleaner which tastes 1000x worse than even the stankiest, filthiest bundy bottle

    if it was in pill form i'd probably enjoy it

    anyone relate?

    Try GHB.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by RestStop Try GHB.

    ill try your parents instead

    oh wait theyre dead thats why you put meth up your dickhole lmao
  15. #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by just one more mongol set my bitch on fire cuz she wanna suck my dick
    i dont need dis bitch when im ballin
    straight 420 gang im rich
    you must think… in my doubts i know
    that you a stupid hoe

    You could actually be a cool kid if you (got real) and abbhored yourself.

    Can't support yourself

    Stop wasting my money and yours and abort yourself.
  16. #56
    you think dindus are coo they da shit
    thats what you think when im lickin' mommy's clit
    im your boss im in da game colt45 im feeling alive
    pop these .40s in your bitch ass so you die
  17. #57
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by just one more mongol ill try your parents instead

    oh wait theyre dead thats why you put meth up your dickhole lmao

  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop

    Resty overuses this GIF since it basily represents meth appreciation visualized.
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  19. #59
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Grimace u r boring

    Hold Me
    Let Me
    Be,
    In your arms
  20. #60
    I have Tahoe OG and a fifth of cheapass $9 Benchmark whiskey, it's about to go down
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