So my sister had this friend who she would talk about every time I saw her. She would be like "He really loves trump you guys would get along" and I am like "Sounds like a solid fellow". Since then she texted me one time and was like "{Name} asks if you have any rares?" (This is an obvious reference to pepe my favorite fucking meme of all time). So now I have figured out that I have found a fellow /pol/ack frogposter and he is friends with my least autistic sister. I have no understanding of how this has happened.
So after a few weeks of the occasional meme chatter relayed through my sister and a couple days ago the guy writes on my sisters facebook wall. So I start memeing. He memes back. We exchange rare pepe's. We literally devolve into /pol/ shill tier shitposting. memetics.exe has been activated by our cyber consciousness. Today my sister tells me to watch . I watched it yesterday and keked that she though I was such a fucking pleb. Turns out he told her to show me.
I am starting to get weirded out. Like why is this dude who is friends with my sister know about me? Sure she probably was like "My brother likes trump too!" but its odd that he would press on towards me specifically. Why is he deliberately telling her to share memetic images and content with me? Is he CIA, Illuminati, a Meme Magi? Is the finalization in my programming reaching the point where I am assigned a handler to handle me via memetic hypnosis?
Perhaps you are saying, but Little Negro, surely you have just found a similar personality, it is nothing out of the norm. But then something happened. A little earlier, not thirty minuets ago, the following message was relayed through my sister on facebook chat: [Name] says to you: "I was on something awful before forchan existed.". To which I responded: "tell him something aweful is {expletive deleted}. Ask him if he remembers or knew of totse". Do you know what his response is? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW?! He sends a simple yes disguised message. "Goatee".
What do I do guys? If this is something it has been years in the making. Probably before I was born. Or it could be the result of my attempts to contact the illuminati or any number of secret societies. Maybe it is just one of those odd synchronicity of memetic information being processed in a like manner.
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
INB4 you're raped and murdered then raped by this filthy meme queen, you shouldn't associate with those types in real life, hide that shit from everyone cause autists gonna aut. More importantly though is your sister hot?
I told you that'm done with your shit after you made fun off of Bill Krozby cat. I've been gathering PI since the early days of IS and I think this might be my final strike as a true Master Troll.
When I had a girlfriend I did similar stuff like this, I was experiencing major depression and had a Facebook page with 420 friends and I would shit post and troll drug groups
It might seem like strange behaviour to us now but having a girlfriend can be very mentally draining.
It's obvious that your sister is trying to arrange a threesome. She's going to serve you both drinks and the party will start after a few minutes.
That's not going to fly with me. I won't doubleteam her with shitboy Hansen. He can stand in the corner and jerk off while I dehumanize his sister's asshole.