2017-11-05 at 12:51 AM UTC
hurrrr durrr guys, our universe could be 5000000x bigger than it is and all of it's physical properties would remain the same!
put a fucking bullet through your head §m£ÂgØL
not to mention infinite mass = infinite energy = everything dies
2017-11-05 at 1:59 AM UTC
Sexual interaction should be restricted to same age individuals +/- 1 year to avoid any further debate or confusion. Anything else is grounds for nationally televised impalement.
2017-11-05 at 2:06 AM UTC
dating someone 1 day younger than you is haram
2017-11-05 at 3:46 AM UTC
§m£ÂgØL has an iq of 115-125
it disgusts me
euthanasia should be required for everyone under the 98th percentile
2017-11-05 at 3:48 AM UTC
I assumed the km conversion was a giveaway.
2017-11-05 at 3:57 AM UTC
§m£ÂgØL and hydro = assortative mating at its finest
2017-11-05 at 4:05 AM UTC
Problem with an underaged person having "consensual" sex with those who aren't underaged is that the former person's brain is not fully developed, so they cannot think as clearly as the adult person.
2017-11-05 at 4:07 AM UTC
I don't talk seriously about topics I don't know about. I try to drop hints but you and Lanny consistently miss what others pick up on. You really should've have learned by now.
2017-11-05 at 4:17 AM UTC
i talk seriously about topics i dont know about and im usually right because my intelligence is higher than 1/7,000 people
2017-11-05 at 4:21 AM UTC
I mean, you've got to believe that there's at least some tadpole mothafuckaz on some planet somewhere splashing around in little streams and shit.
2017-11-05 at 5:19 AM UTC
we can only sample the planets shown to exhibit life as 1/however many planets have been discovered before
now i'll google how many planets have been discovered
"Today, there are more than 1,000 confirmed exoplanets discovered by a single telescope: the Kepler space telescope, which reached orbit in 2009 and hunted for habitable planets for four years." (interoplanets = 9, pluto has been reclassified as a planet again in 2017). And in the entire universe there is an estimated "700 trillion, million planets". so if we have discovered approximately 1000 planets out of 700,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets, we have explored 0.00000000000000000142857...% of the amount of estimated planets. if it has been estimated by cosmologists that there are "40 billion planets with earthlike conditions", 40,000,000,000 / 700,000,000,000,000,000,000 = approximately 5.71428...% of all planets in the universe have the necessary conditions to habituate life that is SIMILAR to the life that is inhabited by earth.
2017-11-05 at 5:22 AM UTC
But did you account for windchill?