Could I have been poisened?

2017-11-03 at 4:02 PM UTC

#1

SBTlauien African Astronaut

A while back(in summer) right before I hit my mid-life crisis, my piss was a really weird yellow color. It was like bright and it was like this for a long time. Even a guy I worked with who used the stand up pisser after me had mentioned how stange my piss looked.

I wasn't doing anything different. No meds, no drugs, no special foods, nothing. It was around this time that I seemed to go through a personality change.

First it was the insomnia and weird little panic attacks. Now I've lost about 40 pounds and I'm making a bunch of changes. I even found a new job.

What could case that bright yellow piss? It was super bright. And I felt fine at first, then insomnia...

2017-11-03 at 4:07 PM UTC

#2

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

You can be sure if you were poisoned by simply poisoning yourself

2017-11-03 at 4:36 PM UTC

#3

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

It's called a Marker. they use dye that normally doesn't show up but your body reacted in a way with something else you ate or drank that caused it to glow.

They have been marking me illegally by placing dyes in my drinks or meds

I believe it's a Mango-Peach highlight dye. It's already been recorded and documented. this could cause kidney damage. You can blame the Carte Blanche of George Bush Years.

Karma is a bitch!

Originally posted by SBTlauien A while back(in summer) right before I hit my mid-life crisis, my piss was a really weird yellow color. It was like bright and it was like this for a long time. Even a guy I worked with who used the stand up pisser after me had mentioned how stange my piss looked.

I wasn't doing anything different. No meds, no drugs, no special foods, nothing. It was around this time that I seemed to go through a personality change.

First it was the insomnia and weird little panic attacks. Now I've lost about 40 pounds and I'm making a bunch of changes. I even found a new job.

What could case that bright yellow piss? It was super bright. And I felt fine at first, then insomnia…

2017-11-03 at 6:47 PM UTC

#4

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 It's called a Marker. they use dye that normally doesn't show up but your body reacted in a way with something else you ate or drank that caused it to glow.

They have been marking me illegally by placing dyes in my drinks or meds

I believe it's a Mango-Peach highlight dye. It's already been recorded and documented. this could cause kidney damage. You can blame the Carte Blanche of George Bush Years.

Karma is a bitch!

You are mentally ill

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

2017-11-03 at 7:26 PM UTC

#5

bling bling Dark Matter

they put DRUgs in the foodANd tobacco defeats the demons, dmt is a jedi scam, the trees have cameras, marijuana cures retardation, brushing my teeth is unhealthy, sunshine is unhealthy, i am a minority now, i never dust my comp, i leave my comp on 24/7, i leave 200 tabs open on chromes, i constantly have top tier universitites and agencies spying on my comp with peer block, i never encrypted a damn thing, i have terrorists friends on the internet.

2017-11-04 at 2:36 AM UTC

#6

thatermeneter Houston

yes

2017-11-04 at 2:38 AM UTC

#7

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by thatermeneter yes

No

2017-11-04 at 7:41 AM UTC

#8

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Being paranoid about your piss is the first indicator of mental retardation. Poor spelling is the second.

2017-11-04 at 7:58 AM UTC

#9

RestStop Space Nigga

Excess B vitamins /thread.

2017-11-04 at 8 AM UTC

#10

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

i am ronald rex

i am raphuel roy

i am cattle prod landroid

an oauko an oauko

is all i see\./././.
it is all i can be ,,,,,,,,,,,
i cannot trust me >>>{o}<<<

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in murika is REEEEEEEEE because of the robot epidemic

zongol blong i am king kong

2017-11-04 at 3:59 PM UTC

#11

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by just one more mongol i am ronald rex

i am raphuel roy

i am cattle prod landroid

an oauko an oauko

is all i see\./././.
it is all i can be ,,,,,,,,,,,
i cannot trust me >>>{o}<<<

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in murika is REEEEEEEEE because of the robot epidemic

zongol blong i am king kong

Don't be a shit poster or ill have to end you

2017-11-04 at 7:49 PM UTC

#12

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Poisoned like Hugh Hefner with a skanky hoe riding your face

2017-11-04 at 8:12 PM UTC

#13

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by mashlehash Don't be a shit poster or ill have to end you

That sounds like OND

2017-11-04 at 9:13 PM UTC

#14

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Poisoned like Hugh Hefner with a skanky hoe riding your face

Thought that nigga went hard with them hoes fam. He did. RIP Hugh. Hope your being rode by a hot blonde with daddy issues in the sky nigga.

2017-11-04 at 9:13 PM UTC

#15

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

short answer: no

long answer: kill yourself

2017-11-05 at 6:36 AM UTC

#16

Dissociator African Astronaut

delusions..............
i have them and so do you.

2017-11-05 at 1:29 PM UTC

#17

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Alright all. Must have been the fish.

2017-11-06 at 2:51 AM UTC

#18

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

He had heart attack probably brought on by the e.coli he got. which is usually passed through fecal matter. hence his ol' lady probably rode his face with her nasty ass and didn't shower before.

Originally posted by RestStop Thought that nigga went hard with them hoes fam. He did. RIP Hugh. Hope your being rode by a hot blonde with daddy issues in the sky nigga.

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