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I think my neighbor is dead

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Or something else happened to him like he's in jail or something. He kept ranting a couple weeks ago on a sunday morning after i came back from dan's and was just sippin a brew posting. And he knocked on my door and was asking me to drive him to riverside to pawn his tv (I actually should of just bought it from him since I don't have one) and I told him I'm busy I just woke up.

    I later that afternoon go get some groceries at aldi's the first one they opened in texas recently and I'm coming up the stairs and I see some weird bitch making a face at me and I just walk past her and there he is and I ask him if he's feeling better and he was all shivering and smoking a cig saying "yeaaah just like always" all weird and shit.. anyways, a few hours later he knocks on my door as I'm cleaning up sippin a brew and he was like "hey can I come in and drink my beer with you?" and I tell him yeah sure, and I go to wash my hands, and we go to my room and we are listening metal songs and he keeps trying to grab my laptop because he's high.

    And he tells me that he wishes he was gay and I say cool man or something like that and he then tells me he's going to kill himself , and I tell him it's alright lil bromo (he's a few years younger than me) and that he shouldn't do that. But he's obviously smacked out or something and grabs my laptop to change the song I put on and I tell him to get out and he starts calling me a fag while laughing so I just get him out.

    I'm then cleaning my dishes and 20 minutes later he knocks on my door ranting about how some other dude plays drums down the street and I slam by door on his face.

    He's not a bad, but I think he might be dead to be honest or being a criminal on the drag getting the hep and plotting.

    fucking weird right?
  2. #2
    this is why I wouldnt buy you a korg if I had the money, Bill Krozby. Fuckers like this would break in and steal it. Move out of that meth neighborhood.
  3. #3
    Probably killed themselves to get away from you.
  4. #4
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    He's not.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Rap lightly on his door and whisper 'I got the aaaaaaaaaaaaych (H).'
  6. #6
    Could I have a suburban household translation on that one?

    Originally posted by mmQ Rap lightly on his door and whisper 'I got the aaaaaaaaaaaaych (H).'
  7. #7
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Could I have a suburban household translation on that one?

    No.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Probably killed themselves to get away from you.

    Christ knows I would if I had to live next to him.
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lotta Bill Krozby hate up in dis here tred.
  10. #10
    Lotta Bill Krozby hate up in the world.
  11. #11
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    My asscheek just had a muscle spasm. Weird.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My asscheek just had a muscle spasm. Weird.

    Tell us more about it.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Tell us more about it.

    Yeah I'm sure it's better than another Bill Krozby story.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    remember the term "Couch Cringe"

    you ass remembered something embarrassing one of your parents said in front of your friends and clenched up

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My asscheek just had a muscle spasm. Weird.
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