If you were born a spray paint can

1. 2017-10-26 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I LIKE TO SPRAY ASS! THEY CALL ME THE TX SHIT STAIN!
2. 2017-10-26 at 4:42 AM UTC

   #22
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   Bran [featuring hydro]
   
   [hydro]
   my coffee's gone i'm wondering why,
   haven't drank it all,
   the morning druggs cloud up my judgement,
   and I can't think at all,
   even if I could, it'll all be gay,
   yet you stole my drink ...
   it triggered me, made me mad, very very mad.
   
   [sounds of fist landing on a cheek]
   
   dear momm, i wrote to you but you still ain't coming,
   i'm in a cell, with a nigger and being the bitch at the bottom,
   i got constantly shafted in my rectum, i might have gott'n pregnant,
   there probably was a nigger at the post or something ...
3. 2017-10-26 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #23
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   None of that even rhymed. You suck.
4. 2017-10-26 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery None of that even rhymed. You suck.

   
   you can help by doing something to your mom that rhymes.
5. 2017-10-26 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I never did that, so no.

   
   So it was sarcasm then? you're going along with the accusation and playing along?
6. 2017-10-26 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #26
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 So it was sarcasm then? you're going along with the accusation and playing along?

   
   There's no point in correcting it every time someone brings it up. It was six years ago. They just do it to bother me.
7. 2017-10-27 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery There's no point in correcting it every time someone brings it up. It was six years ago. They just do it to bother me.

   
   Wait.. what happened 6 years ago? did you assault your mom over coffee? I read that somewhere.. probably another kid or adult person. just the headlines. people and their caffeine addiction. I mean, dont talk to me until Im caffeinated but to punch the person who brought you into the world.
8. 2017-10-27 at 1:58 AM UTC

   #28
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Wait.. what happened 6 years ago? did you assault your mom over coffee? I read that somewhere.. probably another kid or adult person. just the headlines. people and their caffeine addiction. I mean, dont talk to me until Im caffeinated but to punch the person who brought you into the world.

   
   No.
9. 2017-10-27 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Wait.. what happened 6 years ago? did you assault your mom over coffee? I read that somewhere.. probably another kid or adult person. just the headlines. people and their caffeine addiction. I mean, dont talk to me until Im caffeinated but to punch the person who brought you into the world.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No.

   
   thats not what I heard
10. 2017-10-27 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #30
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Panthrax thats not what I heard

    
    what did you herd ???
11. 2017-10-28 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery There's no point in correcting it every time someone brings it up. It was six years ago. They just do it to bother me.

    
    so here is an extrapolation example right here.
    
    
    break this down.
    
    *There's no point in correcting it every time someone brings it up
    
    So perhaps you reacted but didn't intend to actually punch your mom?
    
    *It was six years ago.
    
    So you admit something in the nature of this had in fact happened?
    
    
    *They just do it to bother me.
    
    Do what to you? bring up the fact that something in the matter of your mom getting hit is at least factual?
12. 2017-10-28 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "It was six years ago"
    
    that kind of nails it right there.
13. 2017-10-28 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #33
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The incident they're referring to was six years ago. I never laid a hand on her, nor was I accused of punching her. They implied I shoved her, despite the fact that I was the one who called the cops.