I haven't taken a shit in over 3 weeks

1. 2017-10-26 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   I take shits that are about like.. inch and an eighth by 16 inches on the regular. They usually hit the bottom of the toilet while I'm still making it and so they bend in the middle and nearly break into two . I'd like to shit one out somewhere where I can lay it out straight and long in all its glory
2. 2017-10-26 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How can you tell if a bottom's up like infinityshock is taking a shit
   
   
   they're no pinch marks on the end of it! TOO GOATSE'd
3. 2017-10-26 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   lol!!!
4. 2017-10-31 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #24
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   There are always laxatives...
5. 2017-10-31 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #25
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I've assigned infinityshock to clear the blockage.
6. 2017-10-31 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Ass?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • -SpectraL