measure the circumference of your head and then divide your height by it

1. 2017-10-23 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CASPER Damn. mQ already has me beat. Fucking big headed bastard.

   
   I measured with beanie on.
2. 2017-10-23 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL quoted

   
   Don't tell me you haven't been awkwardly curious. virtual world I'm sure.
3. 2017-10-23 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   23" head
   
   72" Height
4. 2017-10-23 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER 25/79
   
   .316

   
   Uh..you're 6'7?
5. 2017-10-23 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   0.319 n lots of 4s
   
   
   sup?
6. 2017-10-23 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Uh..you're 6'7?

   
   He's a tidal wall
7. 2017-10-23 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Dargo Uh..you're 6'7?

   
   Hes really only 6 foot 5
   but always claims an inch or two.
   He does the same with all his parts,
   denying it in interviews.
8. 2017-10-24 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #28
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Dargo Uh..you're 6'7?

   
   Yep.
9. 2017-10-24 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Yep.

   
   hows the weather up there lmfao
10. 2017-10-24 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #30
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    
    
    Hot and uncomfortable.
    
    Being tall sucks posture and spine-wise.
11. 2017-10-24 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by CASPER AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    
    
    Hot and uncomfortable.
    
    Being tall sucks posture and spine-wise.

    
    Yeah but you get better views at concerts and sporting events and movies and crowds trying to gawk at happenings like potential suicide jumpers and mutilated accident victims laying in the streets, not to mention the privilege of literally looking down on 99% of the global population.
    
    Plus you're a perfect stand-in for any performing art that has last-minute prop malfunctions and needs someone to be a tree or a statue of liberty.
    
    Did I forgot anything?
    
    Oh yes, the poor posture and back issues give you a viable excuse to go lay down just about anytime you need it.
    
    And girls like talls.
    
    ....
    
    I think that's it. /advantages
12. 2017-10-24 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He can be a sniper without climbing a tree or belltower. just rig his eyes up with a sniperscope and a high powered weapon.
13. 2017-10-24 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    He can walk first and knock down all the spider webs and no one else will be affected by any remaining high webs.
14. 2017-10-24 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    He can stand on the roof of the pilot car for an oversized load and he will get knocked off when they go under a low bridge as a warning for the tall load
15. 2017-10-24 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    He can walk under ceiling fans put them on low speed and use his afro to dust the blades off
16. 2017-10-24 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #36
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Panthrax He can walk first and knock down all the spider webs and no one else will be affected by any remaining high webs.

    
    This is entirely too true.
17. 2017-10-24 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    what about the other tings
18. 2017-10-24 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    he can act as a human pinhead when hes standing in a low ceiling basement and jumps up really hard and his head will bust a hole in the ceiling and lodge his face in it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
19. 2017-10-24 at 11:01 AM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Don't tell me you haven't been awkwardly curious. virtual world I'm sure.

    
    I've never even thought about touching another man's penis. Obviously, you have.
20. 2017-10-24 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or just silly sarcasm
    
    Remember there are no Chicks with Dicks, Just Guys with Boobs!
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've never even thought about touching another man's penis. Obviously, you have.