That's my new app I'm going to build. I am calling it EMBER™, to resemble a hot and horny speck that lets the wind take it into the night to the place that wind desires.
Basically it'll work like, you can choose two 'desires' out of a list of 4 desire options.
Your desires?
Male or Female
Retarded or Non-Retard
Under 35 or over 35
Hygienic or Hygiene free
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So choose two of those and the other two will be randomly chosen for you. After this you will be taken to a lobby with all those whose desires you at least partially fall into.
After this it will calculate how many people you matched with based on you and them meeting at least two of your personal chosen desires. The numerical value of your matches will be presented and you'll be allowed to purchase HEATtokens™ at this point for you to choose different numbers, 1 token purchases one selection, akin to placing bets at a roulette table.
Once your bet is placed, the matches corresponding to your chosen numbers will be revealed.
At this point, regardless of your bets, you will reduce them to 3 final choices. This of course is happening with them as well, ALL are narrowing their match clusters down to top threes.
If at this point you are not attracted to any of your matches or wish to back out, you're unable to as per the finely crafted clause you agreed to upon sign up which requires you to follow through with a detailed sexual outline submitted to you at the time of your final selected 'match.'
Now, once your final three choices have been decided, seventeen more yet unrevealed matches meeting either one or three of your desires will appear, as well as one match that meets all 4 of your desires.
Aside from your chosen three, the others are still anonymous to you. At this point you can choose one of your initial three, and if, and only if, you were a part of their final three as well, will you EMBER™ and hook up.
If you were not in their top three, you will be required to choose from a new list of 3 people of whom all meet only 1 of your desires. If they did not happen to choose you as well, you are then placed in the FIREPIT™. Here is where you no longer may make choices and ultimately await your fate as a forced EMBER™ is soon decided for you.
Finally, if you choose not to gamble with your three known matches, you may choose one of two final options.
Option 1- Agree to be immediately EMBERRED™ with the first randomly chosen match of the 21-match cluster.
Option 2- Reduce the cluster to 3- one of your chosen matches, one of the random matches, and one 4-desire match. All three will be allowed to view your photo among 10 others. If one of three place you in their top 5 from the photos, you automatically EMBER™ with them.
If two of the three include you, you decide from the two who gets EMBERRED.™
Lastly, if all three of them include you in their top half cluster rankings, you are awarded $500 and allowed to choose any all or none of them with no repercussions from choosing none and backing out.
So! I'm revealing far too much. Its basically an app for those who NEED to get laid and NEED to know that it's guaranteed. You gamble on the potential matches, they as well,
and ultimately the two
are legally bound by law to have a 2-hour minimum sexual interaction beginning within 2-hours of the confirmed EMBER™
What do you think?
You wanna GET WHAT'S YOURS?™
