Rust

1. 2017-10-15 at 8:40 AM UTC

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   Enema Bandit Houston
   Rust is a highly autistic game played by autists of all ages who don't know that they're autists.
   
   Rust is one of my favourite games.
2. 2017-10-15 at 8:41 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   On a scale from one to salty how salty are you about getting roof sniped on your way back from an hour long resource run?
3. 2017-10-15 at 8:42 AM UTC

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   Enema Bandit Houston
   In real life I am autistic, but in Rust I am a strong independent black woman who don't need no clan.
4. 2017-10-15 at 8:42 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   P.S. I am the one who roof snipes
5. 2017-10-15 at 8:42 AM UTC

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   Enema Bandit Houston

   Originally posted by Lanny On a scale from one to salty how salty are you about getting roof sniped on your way back from an hour long resource run?

   
   This is why you don't get greedy.
6. 2017-10-15 at 8:46 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Lanny P.S. I am the one who roof snipes

   
   can u quick scope
7. 2017-10-15 at 8:47 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   My CS quickscope game is actually pretty good for my shit tier rank. Never tried it in rust since it's totally useless there
8. 2017-10-15 at 8:48 AM UTC

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   Enema Bandit Houston
   A while ago I met a brother with a small penis.
   
9. 2017-10-15 at 8:55 AM UTC

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   Enema Bandit Houston
   
   
   So much truth.
10. 2017-10-15 at 9:22 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    playing a 15 yr old source mod lol
11. 2017-10-20 at 10:53 AM UTC

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    Enema Bandit Houston
    Lanny, does your avatar look mongoloid as fuck now?
12. 2017-10-20 at 11:38 AM UTC

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    Enema Bandit Houston
    These new character models are something else.
    
    
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • toilet clogger
13. 2018-03-17 at 12:49 AM UTC

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    Enema Bandit Houston
    I wish I still enjoyed this game. Waited a year and a half for blueprints to come back, and it sucks compared to the old version. It's monotonous. Helk was like, "It's just a first pass, don't everyone lose your shit," but not much has improved in the five months since he half-arsed the new bp system over a single weekend.
    
    Same with the upkeep system. It took months and months for Facepunch to finally balance it out a little, because there were more important things to do first, such as making the new pubic hair look more realistic. Priorities...
14. 2018-03-17 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just play Fortnite
15. 2018-03-17 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jeremus I just play Fortnite

    
    Word what’s your handle
16. 2018-03-17 at 1:10 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Word what’s your handle

    
    It's the same name as my stream, so I'll probably have to make a new account if you want to play together
17. 2018-03-17 at 1:11 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why u no want to tell me ur stream
18. 2018-03-17 at 1:16 AM UTC

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    Enema Bandit Houston
    I've tried Fortnite BR. I just can't get into the battle royale genre. For a game mode that's meant to be really fast-paced, it makes you wait a lot. You have to wait to join a server, then you have to wait for the match to actually start, then you have to wait before you can jump off the plane (battle bus, whatever), then you have to wait another minute or so before you're finally on the ground and in control. And once you're finally in the game proper, you have a choice to make: 1) go for kills and probably die very quickly, sending you back to the lobby to wait again; or 2) sneak around for twenty minutes like a pussy and try to kill whoever's still standing.
    
    I got tired of it pretty quickly. If I want to kill half an hour, I play on a Rust battlefield server. I used to like rifle deathmatch in Verdun, but that died a while back.
19. 2018-03-17 at 1:16 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Why u no want to tell me ur stream

    
    Because I don't want to dox myself?
20. 2018-03-17 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enema Bandit I've tried Fortnite BR. I just can't get into the battle royale genre. For a game mode that's meant to be really fast-paced, it makes you wait a lot. You have to wait to join a server, then you have to wait for the match to actually start, then you have to wait before you can jump off the plane (battle bus, whatever), then you have to wait another minute or so before you're finally on the ground and in control. And once you're finally in the game proper, you have a choice to make: 1) go for kills and probably die very quickly, sending you back to the lobby to wait again; or 2) sneak around for twenty minutes like a pussy and try to kill whoever's still standing.
    
    I got tired of it pretty quickly. If I want to kill half an hour, I play on a Rust battlefield server. I used to like rifle deathmatch in Verdun, but that died a while back.

    
    Idk, it doesn't take me more than 2-3 minutes from home screen to touchdown in FNBR. I literally always make top 25, almost always top 10 and more often than not top 5 by going for kills in the early game.