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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mashlehash Eyo Brad buy me the cigarette boox

    lool mans in the shop was sparkin up a match to light a fag wen i walking in he didnt have no baccy at all so i bought a pack of what he wus smokin L&^m reds he had to go into the back to get it lool it was only 4 pond
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    lol it says for duty free sale only on the pack lol
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by bling bling lool mans in the shop was sparkin up a match to light a fag wen i walking in he didnt have no baccy at all so i bought a pack of what he wus smokin L&^m reds he had to go into the back to get it lool it was only 4 pond

    I didn't need to know that

    It didn't make sense
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  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    6 pond if u wont some
  5. Originally posted by mashlehash I didn't need to know that

    It didn't make sense

    Let me translate:


    Originally posted by bling bling lool mans in the shop was sparkin up a match to light a fag wen i walking in he didnt have no baccy at all so i bought a pack of what he wus smokin L&^m reds he had to go into the back to get it lool it was only 4 pond

    Lol, the man in the shop was sparking up a match to light a cigarette when I was walking in. He didn't have any tobacco whatsoever, so I bought a package of what he was smoking: L&M reds. He had to go in the back to get it, lol. It was only four pounds.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    bling is fucked on H. He's just happy right now, buying random Pakis cigarettes.
  7. bling bling Dark Matter
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    H?
  9. Its paint pigment
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What would a nigger need with paint pigment?

    shsh life
  11. bling bling Dark Matter
    im pist off now not got no shsh sending the scary leppeard out to go rob sum mans spliff
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by bling bling im pist off now not got no shsh sending the scary leppeard out to go rob sum mans spliff

    Retard
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    lol one day ur gonna be sat on park bench in ur tracksuit an little kitty will come start annoying u and u try to smack it but just rips ur face off
  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    what happens if u cut md with #3 and slang it to feends
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by bling bling lol one day ur gonna be sat on park bench in ur tracksuit an little kitty will come start annoying u and u try to smack it but just rips ur face off

    Retard.
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    &^ trips post ur pnd adress and ill send u 555k pnd
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling lol one day ur gonna be sat on park bench in ur tracksuit an little kitty will come start annoying u and u try to smack it but just rips ur face off

    nobody smacks my kitty man



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  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    no like cus it starts off jus bein annoying making moew sounds cus it wonts the spliff bad if the guy gets pissd off and waves his hand to make her piss off she jus goes sic on them 1` time got woke up to her scratchin my door with a zoobie in her mouth for me an i lookd outside and just seen mans runnin down the road cryin trackie ripped head to toe and bare blood coming from his nob and face so i hotboxed her to say thx
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by bling bling no like cus it starts off jus bein annoying making moew sounds cus it wonts the spliff bad if the guy gets pissd off and waves his hand to make her piss off she jus goes sic on them 1` time got woke up to her scratchin my door with a zoobie in her mouth for me an i lookd outside and just seen mans runnin down the road cryin trackie ripped head to toe and bare blood coming from his nob and face so i hotboxed her to say thx

    Scholar
  20. bling bling Dark Matter
    last time i did a speed i typed a huge story abt my tiger but dident post it
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