How to make a tinder lady

1. 2017-10-08 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #21
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   burn trees
2. 2017-10-08 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Larryish Let her know you lick butt holes.
   
   It's 2017, everybody eats ass.
   
   Srsly tho, rule #1 of Tinder is BE HOT.

   
   One time this girl was going to eat my ass and she asked if it was clean, without thinking, I said yeah. She started complaining about clumps of shit in my hairy asshole but she said, "it's too hot" and kept going
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3. 2017-10-11 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Panthrax im a slob, how do i get hot really quick

   
   There is an easy 2 step program.
   
   Only do these two simple things and you'll get it handled.
   
   Step #1 - Clean up your diet.
   
   Step #2 - Lift heavy things.
4. 2017-10-11 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash One time this girl was going to eat my ass and she asked if it was clean, without thinking, I said yeah. She started complaining about clumps of shit in my hairy asshole but she said, "it's too hot" and kept going

   
   Did she have a brown toothed grin?