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Do you think I'm cute?
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2016-04-17 at 11:58 PM UTC
Thread theme song:
The album cover makes me sad and caused me to spontaneously save 6 lives in a sudden outburst.
I started re watching the first four seasons of Sponge Bob last night, but I only got few a through episodes before my beautiful son and daughter told me they needed a bath. I learned how to tie my shoelace, my ABC's, and sometimes everyone is just friends. I've been building foster homes for imaginary friends and knitting sweaters for mice because I'm nice. I spend my free time scavenging the ground for another sound; I've wasted my life learning how to play the fife. Everything is just right.
Right?
Everything is
Just
Ri
Gh
T
So many sparrows flew towards me in an arrowhead formation this morning when I went to the store to buy charity for the deceased, I became vegan except for my neice. I think Hello Kitty is Hello Purr-purr-retty!
I learned so much about oneness with the 1 and not the 0, the 0 is occultism, black magick and derogatory voodoo practices intent on destabilizing our mission towards a dimensional plane of absolute unity and bliss with Eve and Eden interconnected through the hearts and not the groins. The snake fucked a rake and then he ate a steak so big it made his stomach break.
And that we call Karma.
Since 1 > 0, 1 reigns superior over 0 except in mirror-realities in which chaos is the end-state by means of linear pathing. Karma is the regression towards the unified state.
It should be called regression because in my opinion everything came first and nothing came last, meaning we are on a crash course in time to the Grand Supreme Brutal Planet Ass Master Of Xanu.
MIND = BWOWN
I am merely............merely an amalgam
These are my ingredients. Stir in a wombflask, serve, self aware reality cause now is the best time to percieve a > you know?
I am here to bring love, peace, and euphoric bliss that will transcend anything you have ever felt before, I am a beacon of positive vibrations and ascension towards the angelic world in which 1 exists with a 0 or in any paradoxical form. Pure, refined, uncut 1.
Are you the one, to be the one, to make a 1? -
2016-04-18 at 12:26 AM UTCi am 2
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2016-04-18 at 12:27 AM UTCyou look like matthew grey gubler; always have, now you're his son
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2016-04-18 at 12:39 AM UTC
you look like matthew grey gubler; always have, now you're his son
The thread's contents are equally as important as pictures of my face. However, they are not more important than pictures of my face. -
2016-04-18 at 1:02 AM UTCyou look like a young lesbian
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2016-04-18 at 1:29 AM UTCYou're fucking adorable.
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2016-04-18 at 3:10 AM UTCNot into shota tbh fam.
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2016-04-18 at 3:11 AM UTCYes sploo, I think you're cute in a boyish way.
You have a peasants features though. I do too, don't worry. Sometimes I look in the mirror and thing "damn nigga, your ancestors farmed the shit out of those potatoes". And you've got that look, round chin, wide face, big eyes and a round nose. A look like you'd be gaunt if you could, a lowland plebian only ascended from toil by industrialism and volatility of the times. You see yourself and you think "ashes to ashes, a long history of being little more than a lowland ape, destined am I to return to the earth and humble origins above which I am a mere generation-wide blip. Raised above my position and made to breathe among my betters, animated by a societal impulse yet naught but a fading mutation that erects as much as it destroys". The fields take what is theirs, everything returns to dust in the end. You can't avoid your fate, you can't escape what you are. -
2016-04-18 at 3:13 AM UTC
Yes sploo, I think you're cute in a boyish way.
You have a peasants features though. I do too, don't worry. Sometimes I look in the mirror and thing "damn nigga, your ancestors farmed the shit out of those potatoes". And you've got that look, round chin, wide face, big eyes and a round nose. A look like you'd be gaunt if you could, a lowland plebian only ascended from toil by industrialism and volatility of the times. You see yourself and you think "ashes to ashes, a long history of being little more than a lowland ape, destined am I to return to the earth and humble origins above which I am a mere generation-wide blip. Raised above my position and made to breath among my betters but naught but a fading mutation that erects as much as it destroys". The fields take what is theirs, everything returns to dust in the end. You can't avoid your fate, you can't escape what you are.
Pleb, my grandmother is related to the Von Holtrop's, a noble German family we even have a family coat of arms. My fathers side were harbor workers in Rotterdam though so it kinda' cancels out. Besides my grandfather was a poorfag, son of a sailor in Amsterdam lol.
At least my ancestors weren't peasents though. -
2016-04-18 at 3:14 AM UTC...crest?
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2016-04-18 at 3:16 AM UTC
…crest?
Language barrier, i meant Coat of Arms. -
2016-04-18 at 3:23 AM UTCah, guessed as much. crest is pretty much the same thing, crescent's a shape
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2016-04-18 at 10:08 AM UTCI knew I had this on my phone for something
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2016-04-19 at 8:27 AM UTC
You're fucking adorable.
I made someone a faggot -
2016-04-19 at 9:34 AM UTCWe'd just spent the day with relatives who remarked frequently on the cuteness of her 18-month-old sister.
When I told my six year old that I didn't think she was cute, she looked devastated. So I explained.
I told her that cuteness is a word we use to describe babies and puppies: both are small, weak, naïve, and have limited understanding of the world. The cute don't have power or control over their lives and they're valued primarily for their appearance. -
2016-04-19 at 5:55 PM UTC
When I told my six year old that I didn't think she was cute, she looked devastated.
I don't even know what to say. -
2016-04-19 at 6:45 PM UTC
I don't even know what to say.
Yes you do don't lie -
2016-04-20 at 12:02 AM UTC
We'd just spent the day with relatives who remarked frequently on the cuteness of her 18-month-old sister.
When I told my six year old that I didn't think she was cute, she looked devastated. So I explained.
I told her that cuteness is a word we use to describe babies and puppies: both are small, weak, naïve, and have limited understanding of the world. The cute don't have power or control over their lives and they're valued primarily for their appearance.
The trick is to seem cute but actually be completely batshit -
2016-04-20 at 12:14 AM UTC
The trick is to seem cute but actually be completely batshit
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