Man I got a problem night crew

1. 2017-10-09 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't use lube as in ky jelly or anything like that I just use pussy juice as lube

   
   That's the organic way and the only way I've pulled it off. Cause if the dick is too wet you own her for that moment and you can do the changeover. Don't wait too long, cause if your dick looks like its covered in dried elmers glue its too late. Some of these niggas don't even know about that. Going from 0-anal, even with lube has always been a tough sell. I'm guessing you get these hoes very juicy. No homo.
2. 2017-10-09 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat That's the organic way and the only way I've pulled it off. Cause if the dick is too wet you own her for that moment and you can do the changeover. Don't wait too long, cause if your dick looks like its covered in dried elmers glue its too late. Some of these niggas don't even know about that. Going from 0-anal, even with lube has always been a tough sell. I'm guessing you get these hoes very juicy. No homo.

   
   yeah she's pretty juicy, i think that store bought lube is kind of a scam/overrated. Humans tend to make their own lube in all orifices. When people say the ass doesn't self lube, I don't buy it for one minute.
   
   
3. 2017-10-09 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Have you ever tried ass play by yourself?
4. 2017-10-09 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mashlehash Have you ever tried ass play by yourself?

   
   yeah, i used to read calvin and hobbes as a child and ass fuck myself on the toilet and in the shower before school. felt good man
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5. 2017-10-09 at 7 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah, i used to read calvin and hobbes as a child and ass fuck myself on the toilet and in the shower before school. felt good man

   
   Where does Calvin and Hobbs come into play? Don't tell me you had a kink.
6. 2017-10-09 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mashlehash Where does Calvin and Hobbs come into play? Don't tell me you had a kink.

   
   I would read calvin and hobbes on the toilet taking a shit and I'd get to the point to where i wanted to assfuck myself and would take a break because fucking your own ass wears you out so you need a break (at least for me) and I'd read more calvin and hobbes. I have all the calvin and hobbes books, no kink associated with it tho
7. 2017-10-09 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   That's pretty strange to do in between reading comics
8. 2017-10-09 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #28
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   tho to be honest i don't engage in ass play by myself anymore, its just a lot of effort and kinda hurts and now that I know how to jack off/have sex / do drugs it just hasn't happened since i was a kid
   
   plus since im an alcoholic now it just seems like it would be pretty messy compared to when i was 11 lol
   
   
9. 2017-10-09 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby tho to be honest i don't engage in ass play by myself anymore, its just a lot of effort and kinda hurts and now that I know how to jack off/have sex / do drugs it just hasn't happened since i was a kid
   
   plus since im an alcoholic now it just seems like it would be pretty messy compared to when i was 11 lol
   
   

   
   The last time I tried anal play was probably 6 years ago
   
   I just don't have the time for it
10. 2017-10-09 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #30
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Just force your unlubricated cock up her ass hole while shes not conscious.

11. 2017-10-09 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by benny vader

    
    Third
12. 2017-10-09 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #32
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mashlehash The last time I tried anal play was probably 6 years ago
    
    I just don't have the time for it

    
    the last time i had anal play done on me was while watching the new total recall with colin farrel, I did a bunch of molly and meth and my gf cameover later that day (funny thing was I was getting pills from my friend in a parking lot of walmart and my gf was right next to us and I ducked down, she beat me to my place but just barely so I was walking up behind her and was like "weeeeeel whats up!?" and everything was normal after.
    
    We ent up watching total recall and I don't know how it came about to be honest but she finger fucked my asshole while we were watching total recall, I guess because the movie total recall (the new one) was pretty boring, and I eventually stopped her and put on ghost in the shell the anime version.
13. 2017-10-09 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Is Colin Farrel the black one?
14. 2017-10-09 at 7:18 PM UTC

    #34
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mashlehash That's pretty strange to do in between reading comics

    
    I think it's more strange that he did it while shitting.
15. 2017-10-09 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    shit fingers
16. 2017-10-15 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You are mentally ill

    
    Because you're a supporter of the Weather Underground Movement and Antifa?
    
    what the fuck for? are you ISIS as well?
17. 2017-10-15 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #37
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Tell her those are from before you met her. If she continues to give you the wrong kind of lip service, make it known that she needs to stay the fuck out of your shit or else.
18. 2017-10-15 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #38
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Ajax Tell her those are from before you met her. If she continues to give you the wrong kind of lip service, make it known that she needs to stay the fuck out of your shit or else.

    
    yeah she dropped it actually and yes they were before i met her, like 10 years ago. now she's bitching about me hanging with her mom tomorrow and I told her I was busy and then she asked me what I'm going to do for thanksgiving but thats like a long times away
19. 2017-10-15 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah she's pretty juicy, i think that store bought lube is kind of a scam/overrated. Humans tend to make their own lube in all orifices. When people say the ass doesn't self lube, I don't buy it for one minute.

    
    Let us all acknowledge the fact that by 'self lube' Bill Krozby means that he uses shit as lube.
20. 2017-10-15 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How do these conversations turn to disgusting moments like this? think about how foul poo is. it's a bacteria farm as well as viruses and microbial parasitic diseases.