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FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.

  1. Is doin me a spook, givin me a heckin concern
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Is doin me a spook, givin me a heckin concern

    I steamed u a song, to aplify ur spook waves n therbye sunchronicity ur vibez.
  3. Link is fake news. Alistair Hawkins died in March on a Tesco toilet. Not October.
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    stfu wasteman
  5. i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about NARC. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest hookers. yall are pathetic lol
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  6. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm just sitting here wondering if it's a coincidence that narc's girl wanted him to smuggle in coffee to her rehab. That's what got dude kicked out.

    she wanted the coffee for alastair.
  7. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist funny story about this lad that od'd. last week he was right outside my window chatting shit to some old pisshead bird that was sitting on the wall. i could hear him fronting some 'nobody going to knock me out' bullshit to her. now the cunt this week went and knocked himself out proper, lol.



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    (I hope she realizes what a petty little vindictive cuck you are.)
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo Link is fake news. Alistair Hawkins died in March on a Tesco toilet. Not October.

    lolmao, y'all fucking dumb as shit
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS y o u re

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    (I hope she realizes what a petty little vindictive cuck you are.)

    do you expect me to give a shit about what you think then?



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader she wanted the coffee for alastair.

    wake up



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  11. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist do you expect me to give a shit about what you think then?



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    I don't even remember typing that haha. I don't expect you to do shit; you're too self-centered to realize what a twat you are, cuck.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS I don't even remember typing that haha. I don't expect you to do shit; you're too self-centered to realize what a twat you are, cuck.

    i'm not the one crying coz i gotta dick tho, faggot. lolololol



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  13. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm not the one crying coz i gotta dick tho, faggot. lolololol



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    No, you're the one crying because the girl he likes got another dude's tongue in her mouth in front of him... and then talking about how SHE is naive and sweet. KEK. You're the definition of a cuck.
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    at the end of the day the guy had plans to fuck my girl over, so i planned to fuck him over, but in the end the useless little fuck fucked himself over. he saved me a job, why wouldn't i be happy about that?



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  15. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist at the end of the day the guy had plans to fuck my girl over, so i planned to fuck him over, but in the end the useless little fuck fucked himself over. he saved me a job, why wouldn't i be happy about that?



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    "my girl" kek
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well atm i'm the one she's calling pretty much daily. she obviously ain't calling him coz she don't know what happened yet.



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  17. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist well atm i'm the one she's calling pretty much daily. she obviously ain't calling him coz she don't know what happened yet.



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    Look man, we got off on the wrong foot here and I really hope she's as sweet as you think... but no girl is stupid enough to kiss another dude in front of a guy she knows has a crush on her and just "not get it". She would have to be literally autistic for that to even make sense in the slightest.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just like i'm the one she made arrangements to visit her for, and i'm the one she called to take down her escort profile, and just like i was the one she texted that night with that punters details that she was worried about. she knows she can trust me coz i got her back, no matter what, and i understand her and don't judge.



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  19. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist just like i'm the one she made arrangements to visit her for, and i'm the one she called to take down her escort profile, and just like i was the one she texted that night with that punters details that she was worried about. she knows she can trust me coz i got her back, no matter what, and i understand her and don't judge.



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    *sigh*

    I really don't even want to poke holes in this. It's sweet. I just... don't say I didn't warn you, fam. People are devious. Sweet girls aren't usually naive, they're usually the ones who know how to act. Just saying you seem kind of obsessive and being glad that a person died because it means your competition is gone is just fucking... sad.

    Like... the miracle here is that you have a chance with a girl, and this is only the case because somebody else literally died. That's fucking pathetic.

    Post last edited by HTS at 2017-10-08T10:25:36.610116+00:00
  20. Not gonna lie, if I saw my gf kissing another dude, I'd say "alright, I'm out of here, your shit will be in the driveway if you need it" and walk away
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