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  1. Actually now that I think about it, I was thinking of both M*a*s*h and §m£ÂgØL when making it
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    lama pose
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    holaaas sosr
  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    Sometimes I guess we forget how lucky we are to live in a country where drug use is, as Noel Gallagher said, "as normal as drinking a cup of tea".

    Look at subs like /r/cocaine, where a photo of their idea of 'fire' coke looks so repressed I can smell the hairspray from here.

    Or /r/MDMA where $30 is a good price for a Tesla pill and $90 is the standard for a gram of MDMA (that's actually methylone). This isn't even street price, one commenter said if he wanted quality he'd have to pay $120, when we can hop on Dream and get 50g for £220.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling Sometimes I guess we forget how lucky we are to live in a country where drug use is, as Noel Gallagher said, "as normal as drinking a cup of tea".

    Look at subs like /r/cocaine, where a photo of their idea of 'fire' coke looks so repressed I can smell the hairspray from here.

    Or /r/MDMA where $30 is a good price for a Tesla pill and $90 is the standard for a gram of MDMA (that's actually methylone). This isn't even street price, one commenter said if he wanted quality he'd have to pay $120, when we can hop on Dream and get 50g for £220.

    bling are you high? you're talking funny



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  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling

    is there a german firm called lost heaven still on the dnm's? the mandy they had was fire. marquis turned straight to black when i was getting it, fucking lovely stuff, like being back in 89.



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  9. I remember being high as fuck at 18 and showing my friends the silk road.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Actually now that I think about it, I was thinking of both M*a*s*h and §m£ÂgØL when making it

    I don't even have a neckbeard anymore famfagdudebro. I realized it was only sexy in rural florida and then I shaved it right the fuck off. People are next level ugly there, it's incredible. Kind of like playing Oblivion but swampy. But the neckbeard works there and it is a symbol of your virility. The bros with the biggest neckbeards will often fight to the death over breeding rights to the women of a local spring or Walmart.
  10. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I remember being high as fuck at 18 and showing my friends the silk road.



    I don't even have a neckbeard anymore famfagdudebro. I realized it was only sexy in rural florida and then I shaved it right the fuck off. People are next level ugly there, it's incredible. Kind of like playing Oblivion but swampy. But the neckbeard works there and it is a symbol of your virility. The bros with the biggest neckbeards will often fight to the death over breeding rights to the women of a local spring or Walmart.

    I heard that Florida girls like to walk around the Walmart parking lot barefoot while ripping their hair out.
  11. They say that the torn hair of fat junkies is what keeps the tumbleweeds out west together.
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    NURRRR I SAY FRED INSTED O THREAD BECAUSE IT A EFF
  13. Go away the adults are talking.
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery NURRRR I SAY FRED INSTED O THREAD BECAUSE IT A EFF

    fuck off LSD, i gotta speech impediment, alright?



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  15. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I remember being high as fuck at 18 and showing my friends the silk road.



    I don't even have a neckbeard anymore famfagdudebro. I realized it was only sexy in rural florida and then I shaved it right the fuck off. People are next level ugly there, it's incredible. Kind of like playing Oblivion but swampy. But the neckbeard works there and it is a symbol of your virility. The bros with the biggest neckbeards will often fight to the death over breeding rights to the women of a local spring or Walmart.

    Those are LSD scribbles, not a neckbeard
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    i steal ppls neckbeards
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    nd sell em on for more
  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by NARCassist is there a german firm called lost heaven still on the dnm's? the mandy they had was fire. marquis turned straight to black when i was getting it, fucking lovely stuff, like being back in 89.



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    go bo{0}mers for TEKH grade but i dnot do mdnna anymore
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I shaved

  20. Originally posted by mashlehash I shaved


    Prove it
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