2017-10-06 at 6:35 AM UTC
cAN we have a feature where all members mandatory give you their telephone numbers for authentication, and then this forum's highly advanced ip tracking and banning system detects a possible scronaldo, an automatic dialer will call everyone that is currently logged in to the forum.
it will warn them. it will play them a recording. the recording will say. scronaldo is coming for u. seek out a dark place to hide. take cover under a desk. you are no longer safe. you might see something u cant handle. and also on the forum there will be a beacon on the top of the page flashing saying scronaldo level = high and a wav file will play on repeat of a klaxon horn going off and a stern voice saying SCRONALDO HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THESE PARTS.
im just sick and tired of losing all the good members when scronaldo comes out of nowhere and blows their pussies out.
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2017-10-06 at 7:23 AM UTC
Fags stick together. You, scron, and sploo should have a slumber party and a naked pillow fight.
2017-10-06 at 7:32 AM UTC
I don't even give a single fuck about the whole scron situation. My giveafuckometer doesn't even flicker.
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2017-10-06 at 10:54 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Scron is seriously butt ugly
2017-10-06 at 11:27 AM UTC
Lol I called the engineering department at work "fucking mongs" the other day. Problem is, most people there are Hmong, a type of Asian and everybody thought I was using the race as an insult
uh oh
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2017-10-06 at 3:43 PM UTC
i soled him all my best alts now there nothign u can do its hacking it from the inside
2017-10-06 at 8:50 PM UTC
Lol, I didn't even realize "mong" and "Mongoloid" referred to Asians
In the US it's used as a general-purpose slang for "retard"
That's weird, I thought asians were supposed to be smarter than us
