The lady in the apartment across the road from me thinks I'm the janitor.

1. 2017-10-03 at 6:29 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This fucking chinese restaurant won't deliver to my building because I'm outside of their delivery range. EVEN THOUGH IT'S JUST ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET FROM THE BORDER. They say if they deliver to me, they'd have to deliver to the next street, and the next street, etc. Whatever fine.
   
   So I gave them the address to the apartment building across the road. So I set up a fake apartment in the janitor's closet. Anyway the stupid bitch who works as the superintendent or something thinks I'm the janitor because I'm always in there, and keeps telling me to get rid of the garbage down in the basement. I JUST WANT TO EAT FUCKING CHINESE FOOD IN PEACE.
2. 2017-10-03 at 6:37 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Why would you write a Seinfeld episode plot as if it was about you?
3. 2017-10-03 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Why would you write a Seinfeld episode plot as if it was about you?

   
   What's Seinfeld? You mean that tv show? Never really seen it.
4. 2017-10-03 at 7:58 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   magic happens in janitors' closets