Prank idea: be nice and positive for years.

1. 2017-10-01 at 11:50 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And then disappear for a few months and come back "evil". Has anyone seen the new Twin Peaks? Agent Cooper disappears and he's replaced by his evil doppelganger. I could do something like that.
   
   
2. 2017-10-01 at 11:56 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   What?
3. 2017-10-01 at 12:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace What?

   
   I'm going to act ultra nice and positive and just a nice, charming guy to everyone I meet. Everyone will see me as the physical manifestation of "love".
   
   Then I'll disappear for a few months and come back as pure evil. Everyone will be like wtf.
4. 2017-10-01 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Enter I'm going to act ultra nice and positive and just a nice, charming guy to everyone I meet. Everyone will see me as the physical manifestation of "love".
   
   Then I'll disappear for a few months and come back as pure evil. Everyone will be like wtf.

   
   Isn't that EXACTLY what you do in real life, though? Except you don't disappear?
5. 2017-10-01 at 12:07 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace Isn't that EXACTLY what you do in real life, though? Except you don't disappear?

   
   What you mean? Being pure evil?
   
   Yeah I gotta start fresh somewhere new and start being nice to them.
6. 2017-10-01 at 12:08 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I had another funny idea too, this one's easier. Remember that retard pill popper? he wood type like a retard liek dis
   
   Anyway, sign up to a forum and become well known for typing like a retard. Then say that you're going to be a test subject for a brain enhancement experiment or something, and come back typing intelligently. Everyone will be like whaaaaat daaaa fuuuuck.
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7. 2017-10-01 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Enter I had another funny idea too, this one's easier. Remember that retard pill popper? he wood type like a retard liek dis
   
   Anyway, sign up to a forum and become well known for typing like a retard. Then say that you're going to be a test subject for a brain enhancement experiment or something, and come back typing intelligently. Everyone will be like whaaaaat daaaa fuuuuck.

   
   Hahahahahahhaha I actually laughed out loud.
8. 2017-10-01 at 12:12 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Enter What you mean? Being pure evil?

   
   You're not pure evil. You just have this strange hatred towards women.
   
   

   Originally posted by Enter Yeah I gotta start fresh somewhere new and start being nice to them.

   
   You? Being nice to women?
   
   HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
9. 2017-10-01 at 12:18 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why is it strange? Can you give me a perspective that will make me not hate them?
10. 2017-10-01 at 12:20 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Enter, they're going to think you got raped.
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11. 2017-10-01 at 12:39 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Enter Why is it strange? Can you give me a perspective that will make me not hate them?

    
    Besides that........
    
    ...when was the last time you had a happy relationship with a woman?
12. 2017-10-01 at 2:18 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Good question
    
    I think he said 2 years ago is when he last had sex.
13. 2017-10-01 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    thats correct but define "relationship". i went on a nice "date" recently. (she ended up ghosting me tho)
14. 2017-10-01 at 2:27 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Ghosting?
15. 2017-10-01 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Ghosting?

    
    she stopped talking to me. Hasn't messaged me in four days, as opposed to multiple times a day beforehand.
16. 2017-10-01 at 2:48 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    she lost interest or more than likely started fucking someone better, I dunno.
17. 2017-10-01 at 3:12 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Murder that bitch
    
    
18. 2017-10-01 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Murder that bitch
    
    

    
    MURDER THAT BITCH
19. 2017-10-01 at 10:41 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    ull be on end of life care by the time u decide to turnt evil
20. 2017-10-02 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by bling bling ull be on end of life care by the time u decide to turnt evil

    
    Why does bling bling say this?