its not fucking fair. its not fucking fair...

1. 2017-10-01 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #61
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter Yah I know. :(

   
   its what prostitutes were invented for you idiot. go have some fun you fool.
   
   
   
   .
2. 2017-10-01 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #62
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Nigga we know
   
   When that song came out, LP were in their prime
3. 2017-10-01 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist its what prostitutes were invented for you idiot. go have some fun you fool.
   
   
   
   .

   
   That won't do anything to me psychologically. It's not like I'm jerking off.
   
   The fact that I'd have to pay girls for the sex directly, while other girls are fucking guys because they deem them worthy enough to fuck, hurts me.
4. 2017-10-01 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #64
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Enter That won't do anything to me psychologically. It's not like I'm jerking off.
   
   The fact that I'd have to pay girls for the sex directly, while other girls are fucking guys because they deem them worthy enough to fuck, hurts me.

   
   Oh, enter.
5. 2017-10-01 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Oh, enter.

   
   Don't you agree though? It makes sense.
6. 2017-10-01 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #66
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   It's no reason to get mad or sad over.
   
   Just pay the prostitute
   
   And don't forget to fuck her.
7. 2017-10-01 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash It's no reason to get mad or sad over.
   
   Just pay the prostitute
   
   And don't forget to fuck her.

   
   This. If you pay extra she might even give you advice
8. 2017-10-01 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash It's no reason to get mad or sad over.
   
   Just pay the prostitute
   
   And don't forget to fuck her.

   
   K if I don't get laid by the end of the year, I'll fuck a prostitute.
9. 2017-10-01 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #69
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 This. If you pay extra she might even give you advice

   
   But if you don't fuck her at all, she will give you advice.
   
   Cry into her boosum
10. 2017-10-01 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #70
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Hotrocks Why not just get a hooker?.

    
    He's reserved
11. 2017-10-01 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #71
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Hotrocks ???

    
    HE HAS PROBLEMS WITH USING WOMEN
12. 2017-10-01 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It doesn't count if the woman doesn't actually WANT me. If I'm paying for it, I might as well jerk off.
13. 2017-10-01 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #73
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Enter It doesn't count if the woman doesn't actually WANT me. If I'm paying for it, I might as well jerk off.

    
    You do know sex feels better than jacking off, right?
14. 2017-10-01 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You do know sex feels better than jacking off, right?

    
    Only if there's an emotional connection.
15. 2017-10-01 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #75
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Enter Only if there's an emotional connection.

    
    No... A warm wet pussy objectively feels more pleasurable than a hand.
16. 2017-10-01 at 3 AM UTC

    #76
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No… A warm wet pussy objectively feels more pleasurable than a hand.

    
    Speaking of wet, I bet when I go to see a hooker she uses lube to wet her pussy. That's just gonna make me depressed as fuck, man.
17. 2017-10-01 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #77
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Enter It doesn't count if the woman doesn't actually WANT me. If I'm paying for it, I might as well jerk off.

    
    Well yeah, you can jerking off for free.
18. 2017-10-01 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #78
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Enter Speaking of wet, I bet when I go to see a hooker she uses lube to wet her pussy. That's just gonna make me depressed as fuck, man.

    
    When's the last time you had sex?
    
    
    Also I'm waiting for comics
19. 2017-10-01 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #79
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash When's the last time you had sex?
    
    
    Also I'm waiting for comics

    
    Almost 2 years ago.
    
    And I started it, but just been busy pacing around the room in a rage.
20. 2017-10-01 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #80
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Enter Almost 2 years ago.
    
    And I started it, but just been busy pacing around the room in a rage.

    
    I get rage too.
    
    Tell me about the experience two years ago.