2017-09-30 at 1:12 PM UTC
my friend got laid tonight at a party. ive never even..... goddamnit im such a fucking loser. i hate my life.
2017-09-30 at 1:14 PM UTC
i'm seeing my girl on friday
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2017-09-30 at 1:19 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
It'll cone one day, enter
And then you will realize you never fucking wanted it.
2017-09-30 at 1:24 PM UTC
how the fuck did he do it tho.
at a fucking party and she literally fucked him twice. :( he's not better looking than me, and in fact my personality is way better.
why do women hate me so much
2017-09-30 at 1:25 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You're playing the game without cheat codes
Remember to save.
2017-09-30 at 1:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter
how the fuck did he do it tho.
at a fucking party and she literally fucked him twice. :( he's not better looking than me, and in fact my personality is way better.
why do women hate me so much
women can sense desperation a mile away dude, and its a big turn off for them.
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2017-09-30 at 1:28 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Maybe you should try gay sex
2017-09-30 at 1:36 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Take a razor to your wrist
2017-09-30 at 1:36 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 1:37 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I am alone
I am utterly alone
2017-09-30 at 1:39 PM UTC
i feel like im about to hav a fucking anyerism
2017-09-30 at 1:39 PM UTC
ask if u can smell his penes
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2017-09-30 at 1:40 PM UTC
ur friends rite that what friend do
2017-09-30 at 1:45 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Take a seat in Terry The Therapy Couch