2017-09-29 at 4:28 PM UTC
DS, I really wish I knew you IRL
2017-09-29 at 4:41 PM UTC
Why? Do you think we'd be friends? Because I'd probably canibalize you.
2017-09-30 at 6:36 AM UTC
Wow u are really triggered lol
2017-09-30 at 7:02 PM UTC
did you two spend time together in Iraq? I feel sexual tension between the two of you
2017-09-30 at 7:16 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I could see it creating quite the conflict.
2017-09-30 at 10:03 PM UTC
I'll be your first (and only) client.
2017-09-30 at 10:08 PM UTC
Baby I'm smooth as that nigga, girl I'm smooth as myself, I'm smooth as fresh cut scalps, come run your hand thru my hair.
2017-10-01 at 12:07 AM UTC
ok i don't like this, i'm getting out of here now.
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