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  1. #21
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This is a circle jerk right?? Or Am I in the wrong place.
  2. #22
    chem2211 Houston
    Nederlander ….

    Ik hou van voetbal netherland


  3. #23
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    This is a circle jerk right?? Or Am I in the wrong place.



    Nope, this is the place. Now stand right here for juuuuuuust one more second.....
  4. #24
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL I'm steppin to the left and jumpin to the right.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs
  5. #25
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Remember keep your hands on your hips.
  6. #26
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    heres one: I've never seen the rocky horror picture show. By choice.
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    heres one: I've never seen the rocky horror picture show. By choice.

    Me either. Also, I've never watched any of the Star Wars films in their entirety; not even close. I've also never purchased an item online.
  8. #28
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm not actually black
  9. #29
    chem2211 Houston
    I used to get FOUR 80mg oxy's for under $20
  10. #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    @Micheal Myers, nee ik haat geen negers maar ze moeten gewoon niet zeiken.

    @mQ the dutch word for true isn't 'trouw' that means loyal, true translates to 'waar'. In this context.

    Ja, ze zeuren de laatste tijd wel om kleine dingen.

    Pro of Anti piet?
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I typed this phrase in another post, and it got me thinking….what are some things about you in real life that no one here would believe?

    I will start: I have struck a sleeping human being with a baseball bat.


    I would believe that. I guess some people wouldnt believe that I'm into french literature and fine wine. And I've been accused of "talking all white"
  12. #32
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ja, ze zeuren de laatste tijd wel om kleine dingen.

    Pro of Anti piet?

    Gaan we die discussie weer hebben? Lol. Ik ben voor Zwarte Piet. En ik heb je al eens de symboliek erachter uitgelegd. Lol.
  13. #33
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I would believe that. I guess some people wouldnt believe that I'm into french literature and fine wine. And I've been accused of "talking all white"



    well the guy broke into my house, and stole a half oz. off me. he left his hat on my couch, thats how I knew who did it. A supposed 'friend' of mine. So I waited until 3 am and broke into his house, and hit him in the hip with an aluminum bat. He was sleeping on a couch, and he sort of tried to climb up the sides of the couch to get away from me, like a crab crawl sort of thing, it was sort of funny, but I only hit him once. I didn't even hit him as hard as I should have, but I saw the bruise later and....jesus christ. I never did get my weed back.

    A few months later the guy and his friends caught me drunk at a party and kicked the fuck out of me and stomped on my head a few times, and I had to attend my kids' christmas pageant wearing sunglasses because my face was so fucked up.

    A few years later I saw him walking along side the road while I was driving, and I was quite tempted to veer off the road in his direction.....

    If I did, I'd probably be in jail right now.
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^its understandable
  15. #35
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Gaan we die discussie weer hebben? Lol. Ik ben voor Zwarte Piet. En ik heb je al eens de symboliek erachter uitgelegd. Lol.


    Ik ben er niet meer tegen hoor... dankzij hun Amerikaanse SJW gedrag. Ik vroeg het net toevallig aan een vriendin en ze zei dat ze pro-verandering piet is. Dus geen schoensmeer, maar die andere shit... koolachtig ofzo. Ook geen kroeshaar en geen rode lippen. Wat vind jij daarvan?
  16. #36
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ik ben er niet meer tegen hoor… dankzij hun Amerikaanse SJW gedrag. Ik vroeg het net toevallig aan een vriendin en ze zei dat ze pro-verandering piet is. Dus geen schoensmeer, maar die andere shit… koolachtig ofzo. Ook geen kroeshaar en geen rode lippen. Wat vind jij daarvan?

    Ik vind dat alle mensen die tegen Zwarte Piet zijn is even goed de geschiedenis boeken in moeten duiken om de symboliek achter de traditie te begrijpen het heeft niks te maken met racisme. Maar goed, als ze in Rotterdam er gelukkig van worden om piet te veranderen dan moeten ze dat lekker zelf weten. Ik word alleen gewoon moe van al het gezeik.
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    [SIZE=72px][FONT=trebuchet ms]I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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  18. #38
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I once keyed "ZOKLET" into some sorry suckers car door.
  19. #39
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    FUYS??????

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal



  20. #40
    Kafka sweaty
    There's things people irl wouldn't believe about me and things people here wouldn't, I will lump them together:

    If you've ever seen that smack my bitch up video by the prodigy some part of me is like her, I had a chav phase.
    People irl either think I'm lovely or that there's something off, and I don't mean autistic off, they think I'm a bad person.
    THat applies to strangers. My family think I'm a serial killer, but also a genius.
    I was once a public enemy, getting hundreds of death threats from people irl. Doesn't say much about me, it was mostly jealous girls who got it going and I was an easy target. But I never backed down, never apologise to a mob.
    I dated a Romanian model.
    I know how to make bombs.
    Chuck Palahniuk cult.
    I'm overqualified.
    My spirit is very much like my dad's and he never knew how much we were alike, but a part of me is also psycho.
    I'm acc very brave, volunteered first to abseil off a cliff, approached 7 chavs my myself threatening to fight them bcus they said they were gonna hit my friend, am not scared to fight people bigger than me.
    ....Which leads to, I am an extremely loyal friend.
    I'm crazy, but aware of it, and some part of me will always be culchie.
    I am a spiritual guru and dissappointed no one here asks me for advice.
    That's all I can think of for now.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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