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My new job...

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    What can I say...it sux. Actually no the job itself is fine, its the long commute to whatever city and back thats shitty, besides not knowing exactly when i'll get back and the extra time fuckin around before and after the job, i'm just really paranoid that the van will crash, (i have axiety + OCD) so it would be like somebody whos afraid of flying having to get on a plane 4 or 5 days a week. Oh and having be there early as fuck.


    BUT...there was another job that said they'd offer me a position...I'm just waiting to hear back from them with good news so I can take that one instead. It's a little less money but I could give a fuq tbh, this one just ain't a good fit for me.
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    Have you tried wearing a really manly bod wash? There was that one brand with commercials that were masculine as fuck. If you can crush diamonds between your pecs nothing else really matters.

    PS: I Just woke up what fucking brand was that?
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    You do inventory, right?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hang yourself in a public area that the morning joggers will find and have heart attacks.
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker You do inventory, right?

    yeah i already said I'll be taking a new job soon at a mini-store that sells snacks n' shit in a dorm or one of the buildings at the campus here. So I think i'll be try to request like 1 - 2 dats a week at this place, then give my 2 weeks notice in like couple months so i can pas my resume with it without looking like i quit immediatly.

    Post last edited by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick at 2017-08-04T20:32:20.107794+00:00
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by mmQ Hang yourself in a public area that the morning joggers will find and have heart attacks.

    joggers have strong hearts that dont get attacked easily.

    bathroom of a fastfood restaurant be better.
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    Orientation for the snack bar job is next week
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick What can I say…it sux. Actually no the job itself is fine, its the long commute to whatever city and back thats shitty, besides not knowing exactly when i'll get back and the extra time fuckin around before and after the job, i'm just really paranoid that the van will crash, (i have axiety + OCD) so it would be like somebody whos afraid of flying having to get on a plane 4 or 5 days a week. Oh and having be there early as fuck.


    BUT…there was another job that said they'd offer me a position…I'm just waiting to hear back from them with good news so I can take that one instead. It's a little less money but I could give a fuq tbh, this one just ain't a good fit for me.

    Think about teachers

    I know one that drives two hours to commute.
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    I'm thinking of quitting my job soon and going to live under a bridge
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I'm thinking of quitting my job soon and going to live under a bridge

    Have you made a list of pros and cons?
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    Originally posted by mmQ Have you made a list of pros and cons?

    More or less. I don't think I have long left and I'd rather not live out my last days in constant stress and anxiety. At least if I'm unemployed and homeless I won't have any responsibilities or obligations aside from not starving to death or being murdered by a crackhead.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I'm thinking of quitting my job soon and going to live under a bridge

    The real Whores will love the non subtly.
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    just finally started the other one. It's general kitchen labor and I'd say better than the other one. The pay is bi-weekly which is gay but it looks like more hours than the other one which is now like day a week/week & a half.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick just finally started the other one. It's general kitchen labor and I'd say better than the other one. The pay is bi-weekly which is gay but it looks like more hours than the other one which is now like day a week/week & a half.

    Do you get time to fuck off?
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    Actor forms the line at Wal Mart customer service in an old faded, stretched orange T shirt.

    He approaches the front of the line.

    "I'd like to cash my check"

    hands over a check for $80.
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