2016-09-10 at 2:23 AM UTC
I've seen a few spider the last few weeks. Squished two with a shoe and shot one with a rubber band. Fortunately no house centipedes this year.
2016-09-10 at 2:33 AM UTC
I used to never get bugs but I also used to not have a carpet and I would periodically spill toxic shit around my house. I also dumped 100lbs of diatomaceous earth around the entire crack shack when I moved in may 2014 but little good that did since I ended up torching the fucker
Now even wasps and fruit flys make me their bitch :(
2016-09-10 at 10:27 AM UTC
A few spiders and moths. I caught a spider last night and put it outside.
2016-09-10 at 1:24 PM UTC
The amount of percieved insects is directly coorelated to how long I've been awake. Now why dont you go fuck yourself you jedi grubbing dirt eating motjer fyujers and fix this god damned ant hill before i trip on it and release a deadly cloud of anteospores into tHE atmpsphere. Thats right I said it. Ant volcano. Fire ant. BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
2016-09-11 at 5:16 PM UTC
i have spread tobacco throughout my room so thare is none
2016-09-11 at 6:31 PM UTC
THEY ARE ALL OVER MAN BUGS IN MY WALLS AND ON THE ROOF. RECORDING EVERY KEY STROKE AND WORD I SAY FOR REPORT BACK TO THE NSA.
2016-09-11 at 7:20 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Sometimes I see fruit flies in the summer. I believe they get in through open doors, holes in window screens, and live in the houseplants. Sometimes I see gigantic hairy spiders that run very quickly. I wonder what they are eating. Outside in the yard I find all sort of insects. Ants, mosquitoes, things I don't know own the names of, daddy long legs, centipedes, silverfish, one time I found a dead mouse floating in a bucket of water after a heavy rainfall. One time I found a baby bird in my garage so I picked him up and put him on a bush.
