Sometimes I sit in the bathroom while squatting

1. 2017-09-28 at 1:48 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   And wonder to myself, "what does this person think or do when they take a shit?"
   
   I'm pretty sure this is autism
2. 2017-09-28 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash And wonder to myself, "what does this person think or do when they take a shit?"
   
   I'm pretty sure this is autism

   
   G once taught me the Drago technique of perching on your toilet seat with steadfast balance and shitting from that position. Its good for your crinkly old colon.
3. 2017-09-28 at 1:54 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   What if you slipped and everything went down south, like your foot landed in the bowl and smashed a partial shit?
   
   But G is never wrong.
   
   Ever.
4. 2017-09-28 at 1:57 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash What if you slipped and everything went down south, like your foot landed in the bowl and smashed a partial shit?
   
   But G is never wrong.
   
   Ever.

   
   Well it happens especially on the first few tries. That's why you have your shower running and practice at home so you can immediately bail out into the shower if things go..South.
   
   I've actually only tried perching once or twice, I've never tried shitting from that position, and I probably never will. I'm OK with a regular poop. It feels fine to me.
5. 2017-09-28 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ Well it happens especially on the first few tries. That's why you have your shower running and practice at home so you can immediately bail out into the shower if things go..South.
   
   I've actually only tried perching once or twice, I've never tried shitting from that position, and I probably never will. I'm OK with a regular poop. It feels fine to me.

   
   I have one coming up.
   
   If I was a complete weirdo, I'd get on tc while doing it.
6. 2017-09-28 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash I have one coming up.
   
   If I was a complete weirdo, I'd get on tc while doing it.

   
   I actually do too. I'm not gonna poop on TC (I ain't tort) but I'll try it out.
7. 2017-09-28 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ I actually do too. I'm not gonna poop on TC (I ain't tort) but I'll try it out.

   
   Tort oh holy tort.
   
   Before him, bumble did it.
8. 2017-09-28 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   And it seems that every time I drop a giant shit, this singular ant comes out from the walls to scout.
   
   Drug addict, if you ask me.